Eminem - We Made You Lyrics

From the Album: Relapse

Intro: Eminem
Guess who? You missed me?
Jessica Simpson... sing the chorus!

Chorus: Female sings (Eminem)
When you walked through the door, (whoo!) It was clear to me. (cleeaaaar to me...) You're the one they adore, Who they came to see. (who they came to seeeee?)You're a... rockstar (baby!) Everybody wants you! (everybody wants yoouuuuu!)Player! (Ooooh!) Who can really blame you (who can really blame yoouuuuu?)
We're the ones who made you.

Verse 1
Back by popular demand, now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can, you're ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel? Is it fantastic? Is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands, shady, man knows don't massacre the fans
damn I think Kim Kardashian's a man. She stomped him just because he asked to put his hands on her massive glutius maximus again. Sqeeze it in, squish it in, pass it to her friend.
Can he come back as nasty as he can? Yes, he can, can don't ask me this again! He does not mean to lesbian offend but Lindsay please come back to seeing men. Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten, I know you want me, girl, in fact, I can see a grin now come in girl

Chorus: Female sings (Eminem)
When you walked through the door, (whoo!)It was clear to me. (cleeaaaar to me...) You're the one they adore, Who they came to see. (who they came to seeeee?)You're a... rockstar (baby!) Everybody wants you! (everybody wants yoouuuuu!) Player! (Ooooh!) Who can really blame you (who can really blame yoouuuuu?)
We're the ones who made you.

Verse 2
The enforcer looking for more women to torture walk up to the cutest girl and charlie horse her, sorry Porche but what's Ellen Degeneres have that I don't. Are you telling me 10 minutes well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman. Give me my venom and inhaler and two Xenadrine and I'll invite Sarah Paylin out to dinner then nail her "baby, say hello to my little friend" Ric, ric it, K-Fed let's cut off the middle man forget him or you're gonna end up in hospital again and this time it won't be for the riddilin' binge, forget them other men, girl pay little attention a little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in
love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench, man I swear the other guys you give 'em an inch, they take a mile they got style but in there they flinch

Chorus: Female sings (Eminem)
When you walked through the door, (whoo!)It was clear to me. (cleeaaaar to me...) You're the one they adore, Who they came to see. (who they came to seeeee?)You're a... rockstar (baby!) Everybody wants you! (everybody wants yoouuuuu!)Player! (Ooooh!) Who can really blame you (who can really blame yoouuuuu?)
We're the ones who made you.

Bridge
And that's why my love you'll never live without. I know you want me girl cause I can see you checkin' me out. And baby you know you know you want me too. Don't try to deny it baby I'm the only one for you!

Verse 3
Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa why should I wash my filthy mouth out,
you think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album never has there been so Vannesa Nastalga. Man cause I don't mean to mess up your gal but Jessica Alba put a dress on my mouth but Wowzas. I just made a mess on my trousers, and they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis. lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt, looking like someone shrinked his outfit. I think he's about to flip Jessica, rest assure, superman's here to rescue ya. Can you blame me? You're my Amy! I'm your blake matter fact make me a birthday cake with a saw blade in it to make my jail break, baby, I think you just met your soul mate! Now break it down girl

Chorus: Female sings (Eminem)
When you walked through the door, (whoo!) It was clear to me. (cleeaaaar to me...) You're the one they adore, Who they came to see. (who they came to seeeee?)You're a... rockstar (baby!) Everybody wants you! (everybody wants yoouuuuu!)Player! (Ooooh!) Who can really blame you (who can really blame yoouuuuu?) We're the ones who made you.

Outro
(So baby) Baby, get down, down, down (Baby) Get down, down, down (Baby) Get down, down, down (Baby) Baby get down, get down (baby) Baby, get down, down, down (Baby) Get down, down, down (Baby) Get down, down, down (Baby) Baby get down, get down
Oooooooh, Amy, rehab never looked so good I can't wait i'm goin' back! Hahaaa!
Whoo! Dr. Dre... 2020! Yeah!


[Thanks to nncyrys for correcting these lyrics]