99 Red Balloons Lyrics by H. Jon Benjamin, Kevin Kline, & Bob's Burgers

(H. Jon Benjamin, Kevin Kline, & Bob's Burgers)

[Fischoeder:]
Ha ha! Don't hit my pants! I'm wearing white. You'll see the outline of my wiener! Oh, what the hell? Fire away!

[Bob:]
Ninety-nine red balloons
Floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, its red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
And focusing it on the sky
The ninety-nine red balloons go by
Ninety-nine red balloons go by

Ninety-nine decisions treat
Ninety-nine ministers meet
To worry, worry, super scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
The President is on the line
As ninety-nine red balloons go by
Ninety-nine red balloons go by
(falsetto) Ninety-nine red balloons go by~~

[Thanks to sophiamysticburgess for correcting these lyrics]