Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom Lyrics by H. Jon Benjamin, Kristen Schaal, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman, John Roberts, Tim Dacey, Loren Bouchard, Nora Smith, Steven Davis, Jim Dauterive, Larry Murphy, J.P. Schroeder, W. Molyneux, L. Molyneux, R. Hastings, J. Johnston, K. Chow-Min Yu &

(H. Jon Benjamin, Kristen Schaal, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman, John Roberts, Tim Dacey, Loren Bouchard, Nora Smith, Steven Davis, Jim Dauterive, Larry Murphy, J.P. Schroeder, W. Molyneux, L. Molyneux, R. Hastings, J. Johnston, K. Chow-Min Yu &)

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom,
I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum,
Can't let them see me with my pants down,
Coasters Magazine is gonna be my chance now,
But I'll be outta here in no time,
I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine,
Today is gonna be a great day,
I'll do Coasters Magazine and blow everyone away.

Let's be clear, I did absolutely nothing wrong,
I'm not to blame, it's not my fault,
This is just to say, if, Gene had pooped like every day this would've all just blown away,
But he'll be outta there in no time,
No-ones gonna blame me, I'll be doing just fine,
Today is gonna be a great day,
If Teddy can't unstick my dad I'll find another way.

[Thanks to TooMuchTime for adding these lyrics]