Equestranauts Theme Lyrics by Dan Mintz, H. Jon Benjamin, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, Larry Murphy, John Roberts, & Bob's Burger

(Dan Mintz, H. Jon Benjamin, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, Larry Murphy, John Roberts, & Bob's Burger)

[Bob:]
Hey, Tina, you must be enjoying having Chariot ba— Hey, what's going on?
[Tina:]
I'm packing up Chariot.
[Bob:]
What? Why?
[Tina:]
Oh, I'm just getting a little old to play with dolls, you know. But... thanks for... getting her back. Hooray.
[Bob:]
Tina?
[Tina:]
What?
[Bob:]
Play with the doll.
[Tina:]
But I'm too old to—
[Bob:]
TINA, PLAY WITH THE DOLL!!!
[Linda:]
Play with the doll, Tina! Come on! Do what Daddy says!
[Bob:]
PLAY WITH IT!!!!
[Tina:]
Okay, I'll— Neigh.
[Bob:]
Make it jump!
[Tina:]
Um, well, D— She doesn't jump.
[Bob:]
I KNOW IT DOESN'T JUMP!! You know how I know that?
[Tina:]
'Cause—
[Bob:]
'CAUSE I READ 1200 PAGES OF EQUESTRENAUT CRAP!!!
[Tina:]
Uhh...
[Bob:]
Keep playing with it!
[Tina:]
Okay, uhhh. Goodnight.
[Bob:]
Goodnight.

A bond of friendship, greater than any force in the universe,
A bond of friendship, greater than any force in the universe
Mini and Peggy-sis, flying in clouds so high
Headhorn and Chariot, come to my place tonight
Equestranauts, we're brothers forever
Equestranauts, we're bonded together
Bonded together, Equestranauts
Equestranauts