I Don't Need Music Lyrics by Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, Dan Mintz, John Dylan Keith, & Bob's Burgers

(Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, Dan Mintz, John Dylan Keith, & Bob's Burgers)

[Gene:]
(groans) I don't need to be a musician! In fact I don't need music at all!
[Louise:]
[sarcastically) Really? ((Tina:]
What?)
[Gene:]
Stop looking at me like that, keyboard! You know I'm right!
[Louise:]
What would you do instead?

[Gene:]
Maybe I'll be a baker, or a candlestick maker
Maybe I'll be a potter, or a teacher like "Welcome Back, Kotter"
Maybe I'll juggle or maybe I'll juice
Be a Top Gun and be friends with Goose
One thing I know for sure

I don't need music I don't need you anymore
I don't need music I'm gonna kick you right out the door
I Don't Need Music Anymore!

Ahhh! Why don't you take the hint and leave me alone?!