It's Thanksgiving for Everybody Lyrics by H. Jon Benjamin, Megan Mullally, John Roberts, Kristen Schaal, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman, & Bob's Burgers

(H. Jon Benjamin, Megan Mullally, John Roberts, Kristen Schaal, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman, & Bob's Burgers)

[Linda:]
Aw, family! Now come on! Let's ea— Look at the food! Look at it! Don't get too close! Wow! Don't get too close. Look at me.
[Bob:]
Oh, God, what happened to the vegetables.
[Louise:]
Survival of the Sweetest, Dad. It's nature's way.
[Bob:]
Well, uh, they look... great. You guys really came through. I mean you cooked a turkey.
[Linda:]
Woo!
[Bob:]
All right, let's carve it! Oh, comes off... real easy.
[Tina:]
As it should.
[Gene:]
Mm-hmm.
[Bob:]
Uh, is this thread?
[Louise:]
Yeah. What do you use to sew your turkeys?
[Bob:]
Should we not eat this?
[Louise:]
Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it.
[Linda:]
We could, maybe, no.
[Gene:]
I'll eat it.
[Tina:]
Hey, look who found a plate of microwave egg rolls!

[Bob:]
(humming)
[Gayle:]
No no no, somethin' with a little rhythm. It's gotta be jazzy!
[Bob:]
(sighs) Okay. All right all right.
(Scats)
[Gayle:]
There ya go!
Oh, look at him! He loves it!
[Linda and Gayle:]
It's Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving for everybody
Except for Europeans

[Gayle:]
(scats)

[Linda and Gayle:]
It's Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving for everybody
Except for Europeans
[Gayle:]
(scats)