Kill the Turkey Lyrics by John Roberts, H. Jon Benjamin, & Bob's Burgers

(John Roberts, H. Jon Benjamin, & Bob's Burgers)

[Bob:]
Uh, no no no.
[Linda:]
Pass the cranberry sauce, we're havin' mashed potatoes!
Ooh the turkey looks great
Thank you for lovin' me
[Bob:]
Lin...
[Linda:]
Thank you for bein' there
[Bob:]
Please...
[Linda:]
Thank you for lovin' me
[Bob:]
Oh, God...
[Linda:]
Everyone's thankin'
The [(Bob:]
Lin...) whole world's thankin' you
[Bob:]
Stop, Lin, stop.
[Linda:]
Thankin' us for thankin' you
[Bob:]
Lin!
[Linda:]
Kill the turkey
[Bob:]
LIN!!!

[Linda:]
Eat a whole bunch of stuff
We're gonna take our pants off
Oh, I'm feelin' so fat
Thank you for lovin' me
[Bob:]
Lin...
[Linda:]
Thank you for bein' there
[Bob:]
Please...
[Linda:]
Thank you for lovin' me
Everyone's thankin'
The [(Bob:]
Lin...) whole world's thankin' you
Thankin' [(Bob:]
Stop.) us for thankin' you
Kill the turkey

Kill the turkey, yeah!!