Not Bad for Havin' Three Kids Lyrics by John Roberts, Megan Mullally, Lindsey Stoddart, & Bob's Burgers

(John Roberts, Megan Mullally, Lindsey Stoddart, & Bob's Burgers)

[Linda:]
Yeah! Let's rock!

I've still got my [Linda and Gayle:]
sexy parts!
[Linda:]
Still I've got [Linda and Gayle:]
two out of five!
[Linda:]
I've still got [Linda and Gayle:]
two out of five!
[Linda:]
I've still got my sexy parts!
Still I've got two out of five!
[Gayle:]
She's still got two out of five!
[Linda:]
You know it!

[Linda:]
This is down here but it should be up there
This is kind of loose and I think it might tear
[Linda:]
This is lumpy [(Gayle and Angie:]
Yeah it's lumpy)
[Linda:]
This is saggy [(Gayle and Angie:]
Yeah it's flabby)
When I bend down I pee a little bit
But it's not bad, not bad for having three kids! [(Gayle:]
Or three cats!)

[Linda:]
These are the ones from from the song. The song's about them.

[(Gayle and Angie:]
Not bad for having three kids!
[(Angie:]
Drum, pop, drum, pop
[(Gayle and Angie:]
Not bad for having three kids!