The Spirits of Christmas Lyrics by Kevin Kline & Bob's Burgers

(Kevin Kline & Bob's Burgers)

Well, the last present's delivered
And the snow outside's gettin' thicker
So let's open that bottle of liquor
Hey, bourbon, take me home

On bourbon, on vodka, on scotch and on gin
Take me back, let the North Pole dancing begin
It's my party I'll be naughty get more lit than a tree
Put that elf on a shelf, Merry Christmas to me

Oh, bourbon
Oh, bourbon
Oh, bourbon
Oh, bourbon

Oh, bourbon
Oh, bourbon
Oh, bourbon
Oh, bourbon, oh, bourbon, oh, bourbon, oh, bourbon, oh, bourbon, on bourbon, on bourbon

Oh, bourbon
Oh... bourbon
Ohhhh, bourbon

Oh, bourbon
Oh, bourbon bourbon bourbon
Oh, bourbon
Oh, bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon

Oh bourbon, Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Everybody now
Oh, bourbon, oh, bourbon
Come on, now.
Let's hear it, Oh bourbon! Yeah
Give me another one, okay.
Oh, bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon
Bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon bourbon

Bourbon, bourbon, bourbon
B-B-B-B-Bur, bur, bur, bur, bur, bur, bur, bur, bourbon
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Bour-bon
Bour-bon, bour-bon, bour-bon
Bour-bon, bour-bon, bour-bon, bour-bon
Bourbon
Bourbon for me

Oh, bourbon
Oh, bourbon
Oh, bourbon...

Take me home.