PAM:
Open your book
Open your mind
And go to a place
Where you can unwind
Open your heart
And from your chair
You'll see there's a big world out there
The kids are at school
Your husband's at work
All of this time is your own
So enter into
The sensual world
Where Ana and Christian will bone
And they'll get nasty!
And sexy!
And do what they wanna do!
And they get nasty!
And sexy!
And you're gonna feel it too!
BEV:
You're at a café
And you feel the urge
The urge to do something bad
Don't worry 'bout looks
Don't worry 'bout stares
'Cause this book is on your iPad
And you'll get nasty!
And sexy!
And do what you wanna do!
Oh yeah, get nasty!
And sexy!
And your man's gonna feel it too!
CAROL:
As I sit holding my newborn
No one knows that I'm reading porn
BEV:
You cannot say the book is shittish
Because the author is British
BOOK CLUB:
And the British are smarter than us!
Get nasty!
And sexy!
And do what you wanna do!
Oh yeah, get nasty!
And sexy!
PAM:
You and your boyfriend too!
BEV:
You and your neighbor too!
CAROL:
Me and my dentist too!
BOOK CLUB:
Do what you wanna do!
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50 Shades! The Musical Soundtrack Album Lyrics
50 Shades! The Musical Soundtrack Lyrics
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There's a Hole Inside of Me (Reprise)
ANA:
There's a hole inside of me
That I need to fill
A yearning down there
A screw that needs to be drilled
There's a hole inside of me
A hole in the plot
A dark, empty space
But who could fill my slot?
This hole inside of me
It just won't behave
Won't someone come along
And explore my cave?
And this hole inside of me
Needs to be filled up
I've got sugar and tea
But no cream in my cup
Oh, I've been waiting here up on the block
I've had so much time to just take stock
He'll hold the key to open up my lock
And show me
His huge, throbbing...
ANA/BOOK CLUB:
Confidence!
ANA:
This hole inside of me
Keeps getting moister
Won't someone put a pearl
Deep inside my oyster?
And I'll show him that I
Am more than this hole
This hole inside of me
BOOK CLUB:
This hole inside of me
ANA:
This hole inside of me
When filled
I will be whole
There's a hole inside of me
That I need to fill
A yearning down there
A screw that needs to be drilled
There's a hole inside of me
A hole in the plot
A dark, empty space
But who could fill my slot?
This hole inside of me
It just won't behave
Won't someone come along
And explore my cave?
And this hole inside of me
Needs to be filled up
I've got sugar and tea
But no cream in my cup
Oh, I've been waiting here up on the block
I've had so much time to just take stock
He'll hold the key to open up my lock
And show me
His huge, throbbing...
ANA/BOOK CLUB:
Confidence!
ANA:
This hole inside of me
Keeps getting moister
Won't someone put a pearl
Deep inside my oyster?
And I'll show him that I
Am more than this hole
This hole inside of me
BOOK CLUB:
This hole inside of me
ANA:
This hole inside of me
When filled
I will be whole
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Could This Be the One
ANA:
Heathcliff, I don't think so
Mr. Darcy, he is not
He's more like Gatsby than Tom Buchanan
I must admit he's rather hot
CHRISTIAN:
She's mousy and disheveled
She's young and out of place
The sweat pooling 'round her armpits
I'd like to kiss her face
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
This person is all wrong
I'm staring at a loaded gun
He/she's not anyone I would want
So could this be the one?
CHRISTIAN
She's barely out of college
She's not seasoned like I wish she were
I shouldn't even think of it
But I want to be on top of her
ANA:
His words are few and cryptic
He's got no plot, no point of view
He's distant, brooding, out of touch
He seems too good to be true
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
This person is all wrong
I'm staring at a loaded gun
He/she's not anyone I would want
So could this be the one?
(instrumental break)
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
This person is all wrong
I'm staring at a loaded gun
He/she's not anyone I would want
So could this be the one?
Ohhhh
CHRISTIAN:
I'm sorry, Miss Steele.
I... can't do it.
Laters, baby.
ANA:
I thought he was the one!
[Thanks to jess.a.morgan89 for adding these lyrics]
Heathcliff, I don't think so
Mr. Darcy, he is not
He's more like Gatsby than Tom Buchanan
I must admit he's rather hot
CHRISTIAN:
She's mousy and disheveled
She's young and out of place
The sweat pooling 'round her armpits
I'd like to kiss her face
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
This person is all wrong
I'm staring at a loaded gun
He/she's not anyone I would want
So could this be the one?
CHRISTIAN
She's barely out of college
She's not seasoned like I wish she were
I shouldn't even think of it
But I want to be on top of her
ANA:
His words are few and cryptic
He's got no plot, no point of view
He's distant, brooding, out of touch
He seems too good to be true
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
This person is all wrong
I'm staring at a loaded gun
He/she's not anyone I would want
So could this be the one?
(instrumental break)
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
This person is all wrong
I'm staring at a loaded gun
He/she's not anyone I would want
So could this be the one?
Ohhhh
CHRISTIAN:
I'm sorry, Miss Steele.
I... can't do it.
Laters, baby.
ANA:
I thought he was the one!
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Mi Amor
JOSE:
You've always been the girl of my dreams
You've always seemed too perfect to be real
Now that I'm drunk enough
The time has come, it seems
For me to tell you just the way I feel
Would you like a margarita?
My mamacita
Show me a tee-ta, mi amor
Why are you so aloof-y?
Here, have a roofie
And let's get coofy, mi amor
You don't have to have a ring-a
Upon your fing-a
To ride my ping-a, mi amor
You don't have to run and hide
You'll feel just like a bride
When I am deep inside of choo, mi amor
Come dance with me, my love
Feel the romance with me, my love
And with just one glance
You'll feel your heart advance
Your pleasure I'll enhance, my love
It doesn't have to be so scary
We'll missionary
To pop your cherry, mi amor
I've loved you for so long
I know this can't be wrong
But it really hurts my dong
Ay-yi!
Mi amor
Come dance with me, my love
Feel the romance with me, my love
Pretend we're in a manse
In the south of France
I'll slay you with my lance, my love
(instrumental break)
Come dance with me, my love
Feel the romance with me, my love
Give me just one chance
I'll put you in a trance
So I can remove your pants, my love
I'll be your big kahuna
And ay fortuna
Inside your poon-a, mi amor
You don't even have to douche
Your pussy or your tush
Or trim your giant bush...
Mi amor!
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You've always been the girl of my dreams
You've always seemed too perfect to be real
Now that I'm drunk enough
The time has come, it seems
For me to tell you just the way I feel
Would you like a margarita?
My mamacita
Show me a tee-ta, mi amor
Why are you so aloof-y?
Here, have a roofie
And let's get coofy, mi amor
You don't have to have a ring-a
Upon your fing-a
To ride my ping-a, mi amor
You don't have to run and hide
You'll feel just like a bride
When I am deep inside of choo, mi amor
Come dance with me, my love
Feel the romance with me, my love
And with just one glance
You'll feel your heart advance
Your pleasure I'll enhance, my love
It doesn't have to be so scary
We'll missionary
To pop your cherry, mi amor
I've loved you for so long
I know this can't be wrong
But it really hurts my dong
Ay-yi!
Mi amor
Come dance with me, my love
Feel the romance with me, my love
Pretend we're in a manse
In the south of France
I'll slay you with my lance, my love
(instrumental break)
Come dance with me, my love
Feel the romance with me, my love
Give me just one chance
I'll put you in a trance
So I can remove your pants, my love
I'll be your big kahuna
And ay fortuna
Inside your poon-a, mi amor
You don't even have to douche
Your pussy or your tush
Or trim your giant bush...
Mi amor!
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Follow Him
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A Message From Katherine
ANA:
Hi, this is Ana.
I'm probably doing something boring.
Leave a message.
*beep*
KATE:
Ana, it's Katherine!
I've been doing some work with Elliot...
Oh! Oh!
I'm worried about you!
Ooooh!
Where have you been?
I'm gonna keep calling you
And calling you
And calling
Calling
You!
You!
OH! OH!
OH, I'M CALLING YOOOUUU!!!
Ahhh!
Okay, I'm done. Get off.
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Hi, this is Ana.
I'm probably doing something boring.
Leave a message.
*beep*
KATE:
Ana, it's Katherine!
I've been doing some work with Elliot...
Oh! Oh!
I'm worried about you!
Ooooh!
Where have you been?
I'm gonna keep calling you
And calling you
And calling
Calling
You!
You!
OH! OH!
OH, I'M CALLING YOOOUUU!!!
Ahhh!
Okay, I'm done. Get off.
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I Dont Make Love
CHRISTIAN
I was orphaned as a little boy
No one cared if I was dead or alive
Mama hit the crack pipe pretty hard
Did anything I could to survive
Kicked in, spit on, beaten up
I was called a little bastard
The world was cruel
Treated me so bad
That pain became my master
So you'll forgive me if there are no roses
Forgive me, you are out of luck
Forgive me for no lovin' touches
I don't make love...
I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
He f*cks!
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
You wanna be cuddlin, snugglin', watchin' Netflix
But instead I'd like to burn ya
With a vise around my dick
Awwww
The world spent years abusin' me
Poundin' me against the wall
So the way I get back is to cum in your face
And make you swallow it all
So you'll forgive me if there are no roses
BOOK CLUB:
No, no, no, no
CHRISTIAN:
Forgive me, you are out of luck
BOOK CLUB:
Luck, luck
CHRISTIAN:
Forgive me for no lovin' touches
BOOK CLUB:
Ooh-ooh
CHRISTIAN:
I don't make love...
I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
You know I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
Awww, yeah.
I'm gonna f*ck you, Christian Grey-style.
You ever been f*cked in a helicopter, baby?
Yeah, pullin' Gs while you're on your knees.
Ooh!
I f*ck
I f*ck
I f*ck
I'll f*ck you!
BEV:
Aah!
CHRISTIAN:
And I'll f*ck you!
PAM:
Ooh!
CHRISTIAN:
Hey, pretty baby
CAROL:
Is he talking to me?
CHRISTIAN:
I'm gonna f*ck you till your face turns blue
BOOK CLUB:
Aaaaaaah!
CHRISTIAN:
All you sexy ladies
From east to west
Christian Grey's gonna f*ck you
And you know I'ma f*ck you the best
Sexy ladies in New York City
I'm gonna power-f*ck your titties
If you're livin' in Carolina
I'm gonna get in your vagina
All y'all honeys down in Texas
I'm gonna jizz on your solar plexus
If you're gettin' cold up in Minnesota
You can snuggle up to my scrota
Sexy ladies out in L.A.
I'll spend all night in your pussay
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
'Cause I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
'Cause I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
And I f*ck
And I f*ck
And I f*ck
And I f*ck
And I...
I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck
I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck
I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck
I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck
Oh! I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
Oh! And I f*ck
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN
Let me tell ya what I got planned
I'll f*ck every single lady in this land
In this land
In this land
In this motherf*cking land
'Cause I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
I f*ck!
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I was orphaned as a little boy
No one cared if I was dead or alive
Mama hit the crack pipe pretty hard
Did anything I could to survive
Kicked in, spit on, beaten up
I was called a little bastard
The world was cruel
Treated me so bad
That pain became my master
So you'll forgive me if there are no roses
Forgive me, you are out of luck
Forgive me for no lovin' touches
I don't make love...
I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
He f*cks!
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
You wanna be cuddlin, snugglin', watchin' Netflix
But instead I'd like to burn ya
With a vise around my dick
Awwww
The world spent years abusin' me
Poundin' me against the wall
So the way I get back is to cum in your face
And make you swallow it all
So you'll forgive me if there are no roses
BOOK CLUB:
No, no, no, no
CHRISTIAN:
Forgive me, you are out of luck
BOOK CLUB:
Luck, luck
CHRISTIAN:
Forgive me for no lovin' touches
BOOK CLUB:
Ooh-ooh
CHRISTIAN:
I don't make love...
I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
You know I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
Awww, yeah.
I'm gonna f*ck you, Christian Grey-style.
You ever been f*cked in a helicopter, baby?
Yeah, pullin' Gs while you're on your knees.
Ooh!
I f*ck
I f*ck
I f*ck
I'll f*ck you!
BEV:
Aah!
CHRISTIAN:
And I'll f*ck you!
PAM:
Ooh!
CHRISTIAN:
Hey, pretty baby
CAROL:
Is he talking to me?
CHRISTIAN:
I'm gonna f*ck you till your face turns blue
BOOK CLUB:
Aaaaaaah!
CHRISTIAN:
All you sexy ladies
From east to west
Christian Grey's gonna f*ck you
And you know I'ma f*ck you the best
Sexy ladies in New York City
I'm gonna power-f*ck your titties
If you're livin' in Carolina
I'm gonna get in your vagina
All y'all honeys down in Texas
I'm gonna jizz on your solar plexus
If you're gettin' cold up in Minnesota
You can snuggle up to my scrota
Sexy ladies out in L.A.
I'll spend all night in your pussay
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
'Cause I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
'Cause I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
And I f*ck
And I f*ck
And I f*ck
And I f*ck
And I...
I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck
I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck
I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck
I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck
Oh! I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
Oh! And I f*ck
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN
Let me tell ya what I got planned
I'll f*ck every single lady in this land
In this land
In this land
In this motherf*cking land
'Cause I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
I f*ck!
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Red Room
CHRISTIAN:
Silence, Ana!
Sit while I show you the depths of my depravity!
Christian Grey is taking you
Into a world you never knew
Come with me and you will see
There is a lot for us to do
Crazy, kinky things of which
The likes you've never seen before
Never have I ever known
A girl like you who's not a whore
What an evening! You and I
Have got a lot to do tonight
First you laugh and I will cry
And you will bark and I will bite
Whips and chains and dildos
And some other things I put in you
Kiss you, slap you, dominate you
Then I tell you "I love you"
How much can you take?
How much can you handle?
Clamps upon your nipples?
Hot wax with a burning candle?
How do you like bondage?
With rope, with tape, with leather?
Do you want to be blindfolded
And tickled with a feather?
Biting, licking, teasing, spanking
Paddling and caning
Whipping, cunnilingus
Penis pumps, it's oh so draining
Binding with a spread bar
With your hands behind your back
Suspended from the ceiling
Help us while your world goes black
Vibrators and dildos too
I fondle you with pussy toys
Beat you with a riding crop
And wake the neighbors with the noise
Masturbation, intercourse
And golden shower misting
Fellatio and swallowing
And I love titty-twisting
Everybody!
ENSEMBLE:
How much can you take?
How much can you handle?
Clamps upon your nipples?
Hot wax with a burning candle?
How do you like bondage?
With rope, with tape, with leather?
Do you want to be blindfolded
And tickled with a feather?
Biting, licking, teasing, spanking
Paddling and caning
Whipping, cunnilingus
Penis pumps, it's oh so draining
Binding with a spread bar
With your hands behind your back
Suspended from the ceiling
Help us while your world goes black
Vibrators and dildos too
I fondle you with pussy toys
Beat you with a riding crop
And wake the neighbors with the noise
Masturbation, intercourse
And golden shower misting
Fellatio and swallowing
CHRISTIAN:
And my favorite...
FISTIIIIIIIIIING!
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Silence, Ana!
Sit while I show you the depths of my depravity!
Christian Grey is taking you
Into a world you never knew
Come with me and you will see
There is a lot for us to do
Crazy, kinky things of which
The likes you've never seen before
Never have I ever known
A girl like you who's not a whore
What an evening! You and I
Have got a lot to do tonight
First you laugh and I will cry
And you will bark and I will bite
Whips and chains and dildos
And some other things I put in you
Kiss you, slap you, dominate you
Then I tell you "I love you"
How much can you take?
How much can you handle?
Clamps upon your nipples?
Hot wax with a burning candle?
How do you like bondage?
With rope, with tape, with leather?
Do you want to be blindfolded
And tickled with a feather?
Biting, licking, teasing, spanking
Paddling and caning
Whipping, cunnilingus
Penis pumps, it's oh so draining
Binding with a spread bar
With your hands behind your back
Suspended from the ceiling
Help us while your world goes black
Vibrators and dildos too
I fondle you with pussy toys
Beat you with a riding crop
And wake the neighbors with the noise
Masturbation, intercourse
And golden shower misting
Fellatio and swallowing
And I love titty-twisting
Everybody!
ENSEMBLE:
How much can you take?
How much can you handle?
Clamps upon your nipples?
Hot wax with a burning candle?
How do you like bondage?
With rope, with tape, with leather?
Do you want to be blindfolded
And tickled with a feather?
Biting, licking, teasing, spanking
Paddling and caning
Whipping, cunnilingus
Penis pumps, it's oh so draining
Binding with a spread bar
With your hands behind your back
Suspended from the ceiling
Help us while your world goes black
Vibrators and dildos too
I fondle you with pussy toys
Beat you with a riding crop
And wake the neighbors with the noise
Masturbation, intercourse
And golden shower misting
Fellatio and swallowing
CHRISTIAN:
And my favorite...
FISTIIIIIIIIIING!
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Any Other Couple
ANA:
We're just like any other couple
We take walks and look at stars
Go to dinner and the movies
And he buys me fancy cars
We're just like any other couple
He loves the girl I am inside
He tells me that I'm beautiful
When I'm handcuffed and hogtied
CHRISTIAN:
We're just like any other couple
Like anyone you've ever met
We get takeout at McDonald's
And go home in my private jet
Just like any other couple
Going to the county fair
She hates her job at the hardware store
And I'm a crazy billionaire
ANA:
I know he loves me dearly
There's no end to his good will
Why, his doctor examined me at home
And put me on the Pill
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
We're just like any other couple
ANA:
I love his intellect and wit
I'm his gal
CHRISTIAN:
I'm her guy
ANA:
He's my guy
CHRISTIAN:
She's my gal
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
All I have to do is submit
We're just like any other couple
Like anyone in the human race
ANA:
And when we finish making sweet, sweet love
CHRISTIAN:
I shoot my jizz right on...
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
...my/her face
We're just like any other couple
We're just like any other couple
ANA:
I'm his gal
CHRISTIAN:
I'm her guy
ANA:
He's my guy
CHRISTIAN:
She's my gal
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
We're just like any other couple
[Thanks to jess.a.morgan89 for adding these lyrics]
We're just like any other couple
We take walks and look at stars
Go to dinner and the movies
And he buys me fancy cars
We're just like any other couple
He loves the girl I am inside
He tells me that I'm beautiful
When I'm handcuffed and hogtied
CHRISTIAN:
We're just like any other couple
Like anyone you've ever met
We get takeout at McDonald's
And go home in my private jet
Just like any other couple
Going to the county fair
She hates her job at the hardware store
And I'm a crazy billionaire
ANA:
I know he loves me dearly
There's no end to his good will
Why, his doctor examined me at home
And put me on the Pill
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
We're just like any other couple
ANA:
I love his intellect and wit
I'm his gal
CHRISTIAN:
I'm her guy
ANA:
He's my guy
CHRISTIAN:
She's my gal
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
All I have to do is submit
We're just like any other couple
Like anyone in the human race
ANA:
And when we finish making sweet, sweet love
CHRISTIAN:
I shoot my jizz right on...
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
...my/her face
We're just like any other couple
We're just like any other couple
ANA:
I'm his gal
CHRISTIAN:
I'm her guy
ANA:
He's my guy
CHRISTIAN:
She's my gal
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
We're just like any other couple
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50 Shades!
BOOK CLUB:
Fifty shades
PAM:
Is it one final shade too many?
BOOK CLUB:
Fifty shades
BEV:
For a girl just over 20
BOOK CLUB:
Fifty shades
PAM:
Should she stay or should she flee?
BOOK CLUB:
Fifty shades
BEV:
How many types of gray...
BOOK CLUB:
...can there be?
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Fifty shades
PAM:
Is it one final shade too many?
BOOK CLUB:
Fifty shades
BEV:
For a girl just over 20
BOOK CLUB:
Fifty shades
PAM:
Should she stay or should she flee?
BOOK CLUB:
Fifty shades
BEV:
How many types of gray...
BOOK CLUB:
...can there be?
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50 Shades! (Reprise)
BOOK CLUB:
Fifty shades
PAM:
Is it one final shade too many?
BOOK CLUB:
Fifty shades
BEV:
For a girl just over 20
BOOK CLUB:
Fifty shades
PAM:
Should she stay or should she flee?
BOOK CLUB:
Fifty shades
BEV:
How many types of gray...
BOOK CLUB:
...can there be?
Fifty shades
PAM:
Is it one final shade too many?
BOOK CLUB:
Fifty shades
BEV:
For a girl just over 20
BOOK CLUB:
Fifty shades
PAM:
Should she stay or should she flee?
BOOK CLUB:
Fifty shades
BEV:
How many types of gray...
BOOK CLUB:
...can there be?
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
How Much Can I Take
ANA:
This world that I have entered
Is exciting and it's new
I thought I had control
But then I lost it
I'm doin' things for love
That I never thought I'd do
Drawn a line in the sand
Now do I cross it?
I thought that I had values
I'm feminist enough
I know that I am strong
But I don't know if I'm that tough
So how much can I take?
How much can I handle?
How much can I take?
How much can I handle?
CHRISTIAN:
When I was just a child
Too young to know what's right
I was lost in the world
And full of rage
Then I met this girl
So innocent and bright
That I thought that I could keep her in a cage
Literally
CHRISTIAN/JOSÉ:
Maybe I am taking
Much more than I should
Can I take responsibility
For a woman who's this good?
How much can I take?
How much can I handle?
How much can I take?
How much can I handle?
CHRISTIAN:
Am I asking more than she can give?
ANA:
Would a life without him be one I wanna live?
JOSÉ:
Would I ever have to apologize?
ENSEMBLE:
Could he ever compromise?
How much can I take?
JOSÉ:
Come dance with me, my love
ENSEMBLE:
How much can I handle?
BOOK CLUB:
You know you gotta be all fifty shades
ENSEMBLE:
How much can I take?
CHRISTIAN:
I don't make love, I f*ck
ENSEMBLE:
How much can I handle?
KATE:
This is bullshit!
ENSEMBLE:
I don't know how much I can take
Before this plot begins to break
Show mercy now, for heaven's sake?
How much more can I take?
How much more?
[Thanks to jess.a.morgan89 for adding these lyrics]
This world that I have entered
Is exciting and it's new
I thought I had control
But then I lost it
I'm doin' things for love
That I never thought I'd do
Drawn a line in the sand
Now do I cross it?
I thought that I had values
I'm feminist enough
I know that I am strong
But I don't know if I'm that tough
So how much can I take?
How much can I handle?
How much can I take?
How much can I handle?
CHRISTIAN:
When I was just a child
Too young to know what's right
I was lost in the world
And full of rage
Then I met this girl
So innocent and bright
That I thought that I could keep her in a cage
Literally
CHRISTIAN/JOSÉ:
Maybe I am taking
Much more than I should
Can I take responsibility
For a woman who's this good?
How much can I take?
How much can I handle?
How much can I take?
How much can I handle?
CHRISTIAN:
Am I asking more than she can give?
ANA:
Would a life without him be one I wanna live?
JOSÉ:
Would I ever have to apologize?
ENSEMBLE:
Could he ever compromise?
How much can I take?
JOSÉ:
Come dance with me, my love
ENSEMBLE:
How much can I handle?
BOOK CLUB:
You know you gotta be all fifty shades
ENSEMBLE:
How much can I take?
CHRISTIAN:
I don't make love, I f*ck
ENSEMBLE:
How much can I handle?
KATE:
This is bullshit!
ENSEMBLE:
I don't know how much I can take
Before this plot begins to break
Show mercy now, for heaven's sake?
How much more can I take?
How much more?
[Thanks to jess.a.morgan89 for adding these lyrics]
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Butthole In Control of Me (Reprise)
There was a hole inside of me
That I tried to hide
Where no one else had been
Till you came inside
CHRISTIAN:
And this hole inside of me
Has been filled up
ANA:
This hole inside of me
BOOK CLUB:
This hole inside of me
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
This hole inside of...
Me!
ANA:
There was a hole!
ENSEMBLE:
There was a hole!
ANA:
Inside of me!
ENSEMBLE:
Inside of me!
ANA:
There was a...
ANA/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
ANA:
And then you came and filled it up
With your enormous lovin' cup
Now there's no...
ANA/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
CHRISTIAN:
There was a hole!
ENSEMBLE:
There was a hole!
CHRISTIAN:
Inside of me!
ENSEMBLE:
Inside of me!
CHRISTIAN:
There was a...
CHRISTIAN/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
CHRISTIAN:
I used to have a missing part
But then this virgin stole my heart
Now there's no...
CHRISTIAN/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
CHRISTIAN:
Inside of me!
JOSÉ:
There was a hole!
ENSEMBLE:
There was a hole!
JOSÉ:
Inside of me!
ENSEMBLE:
Inside of me!
JOSÉ:
There was a...
JOSÉ/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
JOSÉ:
JOSÉ:
Ana broke my heart in two
So can José go home with you?
'Cause there's no...
JOSÉ/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
KATE/ELLIOT:
There was a hole!
ENSEMBLE:
There was a hole!
KATE/ELLIOT:
Inside of me!
ENSEMBLE:
Inside of me!
KATE/ELLIOT:
There was a...
KATE/ELLIOT/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
KATE:
No matter what your shade of gray
ELLIOT:
I'm gonna fill your hole today
KATE:
Now there's no...
KATE/ELLIOT/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
BOOK CLUB:
There was a hole!
ENSEMBLE:
There was a hole!
BOOK CLUB:
Inside of me!
ENSEMBLE:
Inside of me!
BOOK CLUB:
There was a...
BOOK CLUB/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
BOOK CLUB:
We used to have a hole
But now this book has made us whole
Now there's no...
BOOK CLUB/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of...
Me!
That I tried to hide
Where no one else had been
Till you came inside
CHRISTIAN:
And this hole inside of me
Has been filled up
ANA:
This hole inside of me
BOOK CLUB:
This hole inside of me
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
This hole inside of...
Me!
ANA:
There was a hole!
ENSEMBLE:
There was a hole!
ANA:
Inside of me!
ENSEMBLE:
Inside of me!
ANA:
There was a...
ANA/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
ANA:
And then you came and filled it up
With your enormous lovin' cup
Now there's no...
ANA/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
CHRISTIAN:
There was a hole!
ENSEMBLE:
There was a hole!
CHRISTIAN:
Inside of me!
ENSEMBLE:
Inside of me!
CHRISTIAN:
There was a...
CHRISTIAN/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
CHRISTIAN:
I used to have a missing part
But then this virgin stole my heart
Now there's no...
CHRISTIAN/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
CHRISTIAN:
Inside of me!
JOSÉ:
There was a hole!
ENSEMBLE:
There was a hole!
JOSÉ:
Inside of me!
ENSEMBLE:
Inside of me!
JOSÉ:
There was a...
JOSÉ/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
JOSÉ:
JOSÉ:
Ana broke my heart in two
So can José go home with you?
'Cause there's no...
JOSÉ/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
KATE/ELLIOT:
There was a hole!
ENSEMBLE:
There was a hole!
KATE/ELLIOT:
Inside of me!
ENSEMBLE:
Inside of me!
KATE/ELLIOT:
There was a...
KATE/ELLIOT/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
KATE:
No matter what your shade of gray
ELLIOT:
I'm gonna fill your hole today
KATE:
Now there's no...
KATE/ELLIOT/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
BOOK CLUB:
There was a hole!
ENSEMBLE:
There was a hole!
BOOK CLUB:
Inside of me!
ENSEMBLE:
Inside of me!
BOOK CLUB:
There was a...
BOOK CLUB/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of me!
BOOK CLUB:
We used to have a hole
But now this book has made us whole
Now there's no...
BOOK CLUB/ENSEMBLE:
Hole inside of...
Me!
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Butthole In Control
ANA:
Because my butthole is in control
You can't keep this anus down
My butthole is in control
I got command of this brown
Don't think for a second that you're the man
'Cause me and my ass have got a better plan
My butthole is in control!
Because my butthole is in control
It's the queen of Anastasialand
My butthole is in control
And it's my poo on your hand
I'm done bein' submissive
And sittin' on the bench
If I don't like your fist
I can always clench
My butthole is in control!
PAM:
I used to think I was a normal girl
Not ready for the darker things around the world
BOOK CLUB:
Now I walk the walk
And I dance the dance
And I choose to be the one in dominance!
ANA/BOOK CLUB:
Butthole is in control!
ANA:
Don't mess with this sister's behind
ANA/BOOK CLUB:
Butthole is in control!
ANA:
That ass'll make you lose your mind
Anastasia's backside'll turn a straight girl gay
Or at least make her see...
ANA/BOOK CLUB:
...Fifty Shades of Gray!
My butthole is in control!
My butthole's in control!
PAM:
Yeah, yeah!
ANA/BOOK CLUB:
Butthole in control!
[Thanks to jess.a.morgan89 for adding these lyrics]
Because my butthole is in control
You can't keep this anus down
My butthole is in control
I got command of this brown
Don't think for a second that you're the man
'Cause me and my ass have got a better plan
My butthole is in control!
Because my butthole is in control
It's the queen of Anastasialand
My butthole is in control
And it's my poo on your hand
I'm done bein' submissive
And sittin' on the bench
If I don't like your fist
I can always clench
My butthole is in control!
PAM:
I used to think I was a normal girl
Not ready for the darker things around the world
BOOK CLUB:
Now I walk the walk
And I dance the dance
And I choose to be the one in dominance!
ANA/BOOK CLUB:
Butthole is in control!
ANA:
Don't mess with this sister's behind
ANA/BOOK CLUB:
Butthole is in control!
ANA:
That ass'll make you lose your mind
Anastasia's backside'll turn a straight girl gay
Or at least make her see...
ANA/BOOK CLUB:
...Fifty Shades of Gray!
My butthole is in control!
My butthole's in control!
PAM:
Yeah, yeah!
ANA/BOOK CLUB:
Butthole in control!
[Thanks to jess.a.morgan89 for adding these lyrics]
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Parody Musical of the book series Fifty Shades of Grey
Genre(s):
Soundtrack, Musical Length: 32:00
Released: August 13th, 2013
Year: 2013