Well, I woke up early one mornin' down on my farm
Hopped on my tractor, thought I'd do no harm
But little did I know, it would all go wrong
I got my wiener stuck where it don't belong
Called up my buddies, said, "Y'all won't believe
The predicament I'm in, it's hard to conceive"
They busted out laughin', tears in their eyes
Said, "Buddy, you've outdone yourself this time"
Oh Lord, won't you help me, get me outta this bind
I got my wiener stuck in a tractor's exhaust pipe
It's a redneck mishap, a sight to behold
Tryin' to get my wiener unstuck, oh what a show
Well, the whole town showed up, they couldn't miss the scene,
The sheriff and the mayor, even old Farmer Green,
With a wink and a grin, they brought out the lube
Tryin' to free my wiener, from that metal tube
Oh Lord, won't you help me, get me outta this bind
I got my wiener stuck in a tractor's exhaust pipe
It's a redneck mishap, a sight to behold
Tryin' to get my wiener unstuck, oh what a show
Oh Lord, won't you help me, get me outta this bind
I got my wiener stuck in a tractor's exhaust pipe
It's a redneck mishap, a sight to behold
Tryin' to get my wiener unstuck, oh what a show
Oh Lord, won't you help me, get me outta this bind