I've only got three toes
I don't think he knows
I hope they don't show
I've only got three toes
My foot got crushed by a tractor
When I was just sixteen
They took a piggy off
And severed all the nerves
I've only got three toes
I don't think he knows
I hope they don't show
I took my momma for a pedicure
When I was just eighteen
They dropped a piano on my leg
I lost another toe, oh no!
I took a dip in the ocean
When I was twenty-one
Someone yelled "shark!"
And that big boy got five for one
I've only got three toes
I don't think he knows
I hope they don't show
I've only got three toes
My foot got crushed by a tractor
When I was just sixteen
They took a piggy off
And severed all the nerves
I've only got three toes
I don't think he knows
I hope they don't show
I've only got three toes
I don't think he knows
I hope they don't show
I've only got three toes
My foot got crushed by a tractor
When I was just sixteen
They took a piggy off
And severed all the nerves
I've only got three toes
I don't think he knows
I hope they don't show