Princess Diana never had apps
Isn't that so sad?
I think of her when I'm alone
The lady never had a phone
At least not one with all the apps
Isn't that so sad?
Princess Diana never had apps
Isn't that f*ckin sad?
Princess Diana never had a phone with apps
Isn't that f*ckin sad?
I think of her late at night
The lady would get a fright
If she saw a Samsung Galaxy
Or an iPhone
Princess Diana never had apps
Isn't that f*ckin sad?
Princess Diana never had a phone with apps
Isn't that f*ckin sad?
What would she say?
What would she do?
If she could transport through time
And then get herself online
Get her on the apps!
Princess Diana never had apps
Isn't that f*ckin sad?
Princess Diana never had a phone with apps
Isn't that so f*ckin sad?
Coz you're dead!
Princess Diana never had a phone with apps
Isn't that so f*ckin sad?
Princess Diana never had apps
Isn't that f*ckin sad?
Princess Diana never had a phone with apps
Isn't that so f*ckin sad?