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Troll from Chernobyl Video (MV)




Performed By: Allepakcok
Length: 4:10
Written by: Tre Pham, Jackson Brooks




Allepakcok - Troll from Chernobyl Lyrics




I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl

Both my parents were absent
On the day of my own birth
I'm 3 foot 9 and I'm 30 years old
And my body is covered in hair and mold

I'm blind in one eye and I am half deaf
Every day I pray for a sweet swift death

'Cause I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl

I can barely walk
I can barely talk
Nothing ever fits me
And I don't own socks

I'm a failed abortion
My brain's missin portions
And my balls are shaped like blocks

I look like god
Must've shit a person
I don't know how my life could worsen

My parts are mismatched
Must be from a bad batch
'Cause my face is upside down

'Cause I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl

'Cause I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl
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I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl

Both my parents were absent
On the day of my own birth
I'm 3 foot 9 and I'm 30 years old
And my body is covered in hair and mold

I'm blind in one eye and I am half deaf
Every day I pray for a sweet swift death

'Cause I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl

I can barely walk
I can barely talk
Nothing ever fits me
And I don't own socks

I'm a failed abortion
My brain's missin portions
And my balls are shaped like blocks

I look like god
Must've shit a person
I don't know how my life could worsen

My parts are mismatched
Must be from a bad batch
'Cause my face is upside down

'Cause I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl

'Cause I am a troll from Chernobyl
I am a troll from Chernobyl
I have been told I shouldn't be this old
Because I am a troll from Chernobyl
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Writer: Tre Pham, Jackson Brooks
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid

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