An Impulse Music - Sip, Pee, Repeat Lyrics

Here I sit in my comfy chair
With a glass of water, but it's just not fair
My skin's all glowy, not a wrinkle in sight
But this old bladder keeps me up all night

I drink and I pee, oh what a spree
Hydration's got a funny hold on me
Every hour, on the hour, it's a comedy
Just drink and pee, that's my nightly plea

Tried all the teas, from green to chamomile
Each sip I take, it's like a liquid trial
My doc said "Hydrate, it's good for your health
Didn't mention it'd be all night, by myself

Water, water, everywhere
In my cup, but got to beware
Every gulp's a trip to the loo
It's a watery curse, but what can I do

I drink and I pee, oh what a spree
Hydration's got a funny hold on me
Every hour, on the hour, it's a comedy
Just drink and pee, that's my nightly plea

So here's to the water, cheers to the flow
I'm laughing and peeing, part of the show
At least I'm hydrated, skin so fine
But oh, how I wish for a dry night's wine