Artimus Wolz - Man Cold Lyrics

Woke up with a headache
Think I might just call out
Tell them that my tooth hurts
I think they might all fall out
I've got pain in my side
My tummy won't stop rumbling
If I die in my sleep
Tell my kids that I love them

They say I'm dramatic
I call it premonition
My disease is so rare
It's limited edition
My wife thinks that I'm fine
She says I don't know true pain
She's been pregnant nine months,
But I've been sick for two days

Help me
I think that I'm dying
In the shower crying
For someone to save me
Oh, man cold

I think I need a coffin,
But for now I'm on the sofa
You can call me Nyquil daddy
I'm the king of ibuprofen
And the world just
Thinks I'm whining,
But I'm on my way to heaven
They're laughing at my fever,
Which is ninety-eight point seven

I'm a hero, I'm a saint
If I stand up I might faint
My wife thinks that I'm lame,
But my health is not a game
She'll be sorry, she'll be sad,
She'll be angry, she'll be mad
And she'll have to tell our kids
That their mama killed their dad

Help me
I think that I'm dying
In the shower crying
For someone to save me
Oh, man cold
Man cold
It's not in my head (x 5)
(Help me, I think that I'm dying)
It's not in my head
(In the shower crying)
It's not in my head
(For someone to save me)
It's not in my head
Oh, Man Cold
Man Cold (x 3)