My boyfriend
Doesn't argue with the waitstaff 'cause he ordered decaf
No
My boyfriend
Doesn't blame for his antics, melodramatic tactics
No
My boyfriend
Doesn't make me put a bra on even for a restaurant
No
My boyfriend
Knows what he wants and says what he means
Knows how to talk without biting me
Takes the front seat, watching me drive
But snatches the wheel
Right in time
I guess that's why you're not my boyfriend
I can see why you're not my boyfriend
My boyfriend
Gets to see me dress up just to take the dress off
Oo woah
My boyfriend
Is allowed to look but is more welcome to tuh-tuh
Touch
All he wants
Is to hold me in the midnight 'cause he wouldn't feel right
Sending me home
Then we discuss what I wanna touch
Aren't you happy you're not my boyfriend
Oh you should be happy you're not my boyfriend
My boyfriend
Doesn't put down other people just to feed his ego
No
My boyfriend
Doesn't blackout every weekend and wonder why he sleeps in
No
My boyfriend
Doesn't call me a slut when he's drunk
And not remember when he wakes up
My boyfriend
Isn't on his phone every moment we're alone
But if you didn't get that
I'll send a Snapchat
Oh just to remind you that you're not My Boyfriend
I can't imagine if you were my boyfriend