Turn off my TV set and hop into my car
Tonight I'll play a punk rock show and feel like I'm a star
I bring along a Snapple and I blast the stereo
I pull onto the interstate while blaring Squad Five-O
I get to the show after the oriental market
I drive my car around but I can't find a place to park it
Can't find a place to park it
There's nowhere to park
There's nowhere to park
There's nowhere to park at the venue
There's nowhere to park
There's nowhere to park
Well I don't know what I'm gonna do
I drive around the building looking for a spot
I think I see one up ahead but it turns out it's not
A pointless sign is warning me that my car will be towed
I drive over a pothole and I hear my tire explode
I'm getting really sick of this and blow into a rage
Only seven minutes til we've gotta be on stage
There's nowhere to park
There's nowhere to park
There's nowhere to park at the venue
There's nowhere to park
There's nowhere to park
Well I don't know what I'm gonna do
Know what I'm gonna do
Know what I'm gonna do
Know what I'm gonna do