Where are my balls
Where are my balls
Where are my balls, balls, balls
Into the hospital to get a slit
In my scrotum didn't hurt at all
I woke up feeling a little bit lighter
And I've got a question for y'all
Where are my balls, where are my balls
I thought it could be fun to roll them down the hall
They must be clanking around here somewhere
Where are my balls, where are my balls
Could be good to have them in a jar
For my girl to know she's in control
But I'm bereft and I'm lacking in heft
And I've got a question for y'all
Where are my balls, where are my balls
I thought it could be fun to sell them at the mall
They must be clanking around here somewhere
Where are my balls, where are my balls
Two nuts in a sack, I really want them back
Why are they not fully refundable
Where are my balls, where are my balls
Where are my balls, where are my balls
I thought it could be fun to roll them down the hall
They must be clanking around here somewhere
Where are my balls, where are my balls
Where are my balls, where are my balls
I thought it could be fun to sell them at the mall
They must be clanking around here somewhere
Where are my balls, where are my balls
Hang on, let's go check the medical waste bin
I've got a feeling that's where they are
Marinating in a jar of testicular formaldehyde
Patiently waiting for me to rescue them after all these years