We're not from California, we're not from N.Y.C
If you go to Chicago, that's not where we will be
Here the girls aren't tan and the sun don't always shine
But in my book, that's just fine
It's a no mans land
There's no palm trees in the sand
That I can find, No No No
We're not from California
We're not from California
We're not from California
We're not from California
If you end up in Worm Town, you went to the wrong bar
It's kind of close to Boston, but close is no cigar
And the people smell, they all love to scream and yell
But it's home sweet home to me
And you, know you're there
You can taste it in the air
You're gonna gag, yeah yeah yeah
We're not from California
We're not from California
We're not from California
We're not from California
The tap water tastes like toxic waste
But it's safe to drink most of the time
The smoke kind of saturates the air
And the winters will make you want to die
We're not from California
We're not from California
We're not from California
We're not from California