Well, it's not a trailer
It's a modular home
And you're not a failure
If you take out a loan
Won't you please buy this home from me?
Well, it's not haunted
Or anything like that
You know you want it
Don't you worry about all those cats
Won't you please buy this home from me?
Well, the bathroom's sinking
So you just don't go in there
And it starts to stinking
Cause there's something buried downstairs
Won't you please buy this home from me?
Well, I think there's gonna be a fire
In that place you live right now
And I got some goons for hire
They'll do anything I'll allow
So won't you please buy this home from me?
