Well, I didn't want to show up
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But our families go way back
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So, when you said your vows that's exactly where I sat
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Thank god for open bars
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'Cause watching this shit ain't easy
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And in the middle of y'all's first dance
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Couldn't help but see you see me
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And in a flash I'm back to sippin' Jack with you
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Before you found Mister Ole Miss
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You tipped your glass at me behind his back and
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I couldn't help but notice
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You're drinking water at your wedding, girl
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Ain't no bubbles up in that drink
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If I'm a betting man I'm betting, girl
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You're scared to death of what this small town would think
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Well, I think them tears ain't happy tears
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I think you don't love him at all
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I think that two pink lines appeared
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Now you can't have no alcohol
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Daddy's shotgun and your momma's pearls
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Drinking water at your wedding, water at your wedding, girl
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Your husband's got a beer
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And he handed you champagne
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And yeah, I saw you pour it down that vase
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And don't be looking at me like you miss me
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Hey, I'm just throwing back whiskey while
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You're drinking water at your wedding, girl
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Ain't no bubbles up in that drink
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If I'm a betting man I'm betting, girl
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You're scared to death of what this small town would think
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Well, I think them tears ain't happy tears
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I think you don't love him at all
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I think that two pink lines appeared
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Now you can't have no alcohol
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Daddy's shotgun and your momma's pearls
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Drinking water at your wedding, water at your wedding, girl
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Yeah, water at your wedding, girl
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About 2AM, two months ago you showed up drunk at my place
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Started tearing off clothes
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Now we ain't talked about it sense
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But sitting here, I'm thinking
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What if I'm the reason that you're up there drinking
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Water at your wedding, girl
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I guess that we'll know in time
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If I'm a betting man I'm betting, girl
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Your secret's gonna have my eyes
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I think them tears ain't happy tears
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I think you don't love him at all
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I think that two pink lines appeared
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Now you can't have no alcohol
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Daddy's shotgun and your momma's pearls
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Drinkin' water at your wedding, water at your wedding, girl
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