I'm just a kid
That likes rocks
But I'm not legally allowed
To call myself Kid Rock
But I can still
Talk
About rocks
While I rock
Some rocks are metamorphic
I'm getting more big
When rocks get aictioned
I make one more bid
And this is morbid
Kid Rock's so boring
I wish I were dead
And I start snoring
I'm just a kid
That likes rocks
But I'm not legally allowed
To call myself Kid Rock
But I can still
Talk
About rocks
While I rock
I'm not that into sentiment
That's evident
I'm way more into sediments
And elements
Remember like elephants
I'm elegant
I'm hella bent
You're negligent
I'm playing on an instrument
My big intent
Is telling them
About rocks
I'm just a kid
That likes rocks
But I'm not legally allowed
To call myself Kid Rock
But I can still
Talk
About rocks
While I rock
Some rocks are igneous
And they're the trickiest
Of the rocks to try and rhyme with
I'm just a kid
That likes rocks
But I'm not legally allowed
To call myself Kid Rock
But I can still
Talk
About rocks
While I rock