Jimmy Lamoreau - Five-Second Goodbye Lyrics

I was dreamin' all day 'bout that first big bite,
Had my favorite meal ready, it was lookin' just right.
But fate had plans to ruin my mood,
One slip of my hand, now I'm losin' my food.

There it goes, down to the floor,
My heart's in pieces, don't care no more.
Five-second rule? Nah, not this time,
That greasy stain just crossed the line.
Oh, life ain't worth livin' when your plate's on the ground,
Now I'm sittin' here starin', broken down.

It was my last slice of pizza, my one true love,
Or a burger so perfect, sent straight from above.
Now the floorboards have claimed what was meant to be mine,
And I'm thinkin' 'bout quittin' this life of dine.

There it goes, down to the floor,
My heart's in pieces, don't care no more.
Five-second rule? Nah, not this time,
That greasy stain just crossed the line.
Oh, life ain't worth livin' when your plate's on the ground,
Now I'm sittin' here starin', broken down.

The dogs come sniffin', they know the score,
They're takin' my dreams, draggin' 'em out the door.
I reach for the mop, but it's no use,
This kind of loss cuts way too loose.

There it goes, down to the floor,
My heart's in pieces, don't care no more.
Five-second rule? Nah, not this time,
That greasy stain just crossed the line.
Oh, life ain't worth livin' when your plate's on the ground,
Now I'm sittin' here starin', broken down.

Goodbye to my burger, farewell to my fries,
You were more than a meal, you were the love of my life.