I awoke from a dream in the company of the elite
Rubber bands around my lungs, ball and chain around my feet
Smoke and fire all around, I could barely even breathe
Brought before a chanting beast, I just stood there sweating from the heat
Statues made of plaster all around me statues made of plaster
Summon me the master of ceremonies summon me the master
Gravity it weighs me down, I think it's doing it's job a little too well
Feed the good dog not the bad, rid yourself of worry and of doubt
I wish I had a massive wage, I wish that I could play like Jimmy Page
Standing in a great big hall, you and me well we could have it all
Statues made of plaster all around me statues made of plaster
Summon me the master of ceremonies summon me the master