Well lunchtime is my favourite thing
When the chime on the door goes ding-a-ling-a-ling
Booth table number 5 is waiting for me
A bubble gum bubble and a friendly wink
Really has a way of affecting my thinkin' so's
I don't really ever wanna leave
Nancy is her nametag's name
And lunchtime hasn't been the same
Since I first asked her for extra ketchup please
Stacked up like a triple decker burger
Lips as sweet as two packs o' sugar
Her coffee refills make me weak in the knees
Ooooh, lordy, lordy
The storyline may sound corny
But that greasy spoon and me get along just fine
And oooooh
There's no disguising chanel 5 with a side o' fries
It's fancy fast food nancy romancing time
The reason I eat just like a horse
After I polish off the main course
My tummy starts looking for dessert
Now the food is cheaper just down the street
And they may be MSG free
But they don't look as tasty in a mini skirt