Talk about pressure in the sky
Talk about anything but you and I
Talk about work
How was your day?
How were you flights?
A candlelit dinner at the boardwalk
Butter me up in all your sweet talk
You're getting to know me like you want it to last
And I know that my guard should've been up but you brought it down
Didn't think you were dating me
Just to sleep around
Now I'm crying to my mother as she tells me to forget
All the stupid shit you said
To get me into bed
I'm half responsible but I thought I had
Better taste in men
Two minutes and thirty seconds for us
To never speak again
Let's talk about you how you played me
Have you thought about Hollywood?
Cause I know an agent and she'd book you quick
Just because you're so good
All of the love bombs that you dropped
I'm still picking up
I still have your T-shirt, the Mariners one
I kinda wanna cut it up
And I'm crying to my mother as she tells me to forget
All the stupid shit you said
To get me into bed
I'm half responsible but I thought I had
Better taste in men
Two minutes and thirty seconds for us
To never speak again
So please come to a show sometime
I'd love to call you out in front of all your friends
And me, I take it as a compliment that you lasted
Two minutes and thirty seconds
And we'll never speak again