The Locust Lyrics

The Locust Lyrics


From the Album New Erections (2007) (buy at amazon.com)

AOTKPTA
We Have Reached An Official Verdict: Nobody Gives A Shit
The Unwilling...Led By The Unqualified...Doing The Unnecessary...For The Ungrateful
One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation
Full Frontal Obscurity
Scavenger, Invader
Hot Tubs Full Of Brand New Fuel
God Wants Us All To Work In Factories
Book Of Bot
Slum Service (Served On The Sly)
Tower Of Mammal


From the Album Safety Second, Body Last (2005) (buy at amazon.com)

Armless And Overactive
Who's Handling The Population Paste?
Invented Organs
New Tongue Sweepstakes
Consenting Abscess
One Decent Leg
Movement Across The Membrane
Oscillating Eyes
Immune System Overdrive
Hairy Mouth


From the Album Plague Soundscapes (2003) (buy at amazon.com)

Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
Solar Panel Asses
Live From The Russian Compound
Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
Wet Dream War Machine
Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
Teenage Mustache
How To Become A Virgin
Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'
Practiced Hatred
Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The
Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes


From the Album Flight Of The Wounded Locust (2001) (buy at amazon.com)

Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs
Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine
Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed
Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
This Is Radio Surgery
Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
Sever The Toes
Flight of The Wounded Locust


From the Album The Locust (2000) (buy at amazon.com)

Moth-Eaten Deer Head
Brand New Set of Teeth
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
The Perils of Believing in Round Squares
Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees
Straight from the Horses Mouth
An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys
Backbones of Jack Asses
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour
High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)
Kill Roger Hedgecock
Hairspray Suppository
Cattle Mutilation


From the Album Split 10" (1994) (buy at amazon.com)

Ass Gravity
Futile Agreement
Sever The Toe
Emancipation F*ckers
Red
Inbred America
Helios
Personal History
Keep Of The Tracks