Lynch Steven - Super Hero Lyrics

if i could be a super hero, i would be awesome man, i,d fly around the world fighting crime acrording to my awesome plan. And if I saw a criminal trying to lie, hurting other people and making them cry, i'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van, because i would be awesome man, (spoken)now some crimals want u to be a criminal and offer you drugs, but we no what to do kids, we just say "no".. If i could be a super hero, id be drug free boy, telling the world of the evils of drugs and all of the lives they destroy, well i'd take all the junkys getting so high with thier needles and bongs and there sticks made of tie, as i burn them alive i'd squeel with joy, because i would be drug free boy. >>wistles<<
If i could be a super hero, i'd be immigration dude, i'd send all of the foriners back to their home, for eating up all of out food,and taking our welfare and best jobs to boot, like landscaping , dishwashing and picking our fruit, i'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood.Because i would be immigration dude. (spoken)Kids, you can make up your own super hero, if you did, who would it be?...
If you could be a superhero, would it be justice guy? making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie, like if a wife left her husband and 3 kids with no job, to run off to F**ing HAwai with some doctor named Bob, You can skin then and drain them of blood so they die,espeically bob,then you can be justice guy, or you can be more suttle, i didnt mean to be vague, give her the mad cow disease let him die of the plauge, as long as they suffer for ther terrible lie,especially bob, then you would be a super hero like...me!