There's a couch in the living room, where everybody wants to sit
But on it sits Matilda, and she's smelling kinda shit
There's a letter on the table that everybody wants to read
But it's only meant for me, so Matilda let it be
Oh, Matilda leave me alone
I don't have time for your prank calls on the phone
Oh, Matilda let me be
Please don't bring your silly paintings to me
She's my cousin's neighbour's little girl
And I have to take care of her
She's crying all the time
And I'm glad she isn't mine
Oh, Matilda leave me alone
I don't have time for your prank calls on the phone
Yeah, Matilda let me be
Please don't bring your silly paintings to me