Marky & Johnny - Why Do We Do It? Lyrics

Serendipity!
Are you friend or are you enemy?

I'm no dancer
But I am quite the nice romancer

I do so properly
As if exchanging land and property

It is a true love
That Bukowski would approve of

Love, love, love, love, love
Why do we do it?
Love, love, love, love, love
Why don't we do it?

Hello, Socrates
Did you ever see a pair like these?

Hail Caesar
Did you know just how to please her?

And, my waitress
I'm in love and you are unimpressed

With my true love
That Bukowski would approve of

Love, love, love, love, love
Why do we do it?
Love, love, love, love, love
Why don't we do it?

Why is it so hard
Why is it so hard to get help these days?

"You're a dream," she said
As I undressed her inside my head

But inconceivably
She then told me she was leaving me

To find a true love
That Bukowski would approve of

Love, love, love, love, love
Why do we do it?
Love, love, love, love, love
Why don't we do it?

Love, love, love, love, love
Love, love, love, blah, blah, blah
Love, love, love, love, love...