I'm sittin' on a rerun couch
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Lookin' 'round at an empty house
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Hungover, tryin' to figure out
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Just how the hell that I got here
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Can't blame it on Colorado
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Tanqueray, no reposado
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I could try but I know that I sure
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Can't blame it on ice cold beer
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There's an empty Jack bottle by the coffee cup
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Did a lot more hurt than good
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Girl, I know that I can't fill it back up
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But if I could
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You'd be backin' in the driveway
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You'd be un-saying "I'm leaving"
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I'd be pullin' my fist from the drywall
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Watchin' my bloody knuckles start healing
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I wouldn't have a worst enemy
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I'd be un-slammin' that bedroom door
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It'd be a better version of me
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Like I used to be
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Like I was before
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Your bags are packed and your keys were in your purse
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If I could drink whiskey in reverse
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If I could keep turnin' back time
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To my seventeen-self
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And tell me the first pull of that stuff
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Will lead you to leavin'
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I would've drank anything else
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Oh, but that ain't the case
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I took it down like a wild-eyed country boy would
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Girl, and I know I can't fill it back up
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But if I could
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You'd be backin' in the driveway
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You'd be un-saying "I'm leaving"
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I'd be pullin' my fist from the drywall
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Watchin' my bloody knuckles start healing
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I wouldn't have a worst enemy
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I'd be un-slammin' that bedroom door
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It'd be a better version of me
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Like I used to be
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Like I was before
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Your bags are packed and your keys were in your purse
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If I could drink whiskey in reverse
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It's a damn shame
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The sun don't set in the East
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'Cause that's the only way
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You'd ever come back to me
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You'd be backin' in the driveway
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You'd be un-saying "I'm leaving"
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I'd be pullin' my fist from the drywall
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Watchin' my bloody knuckles start healing
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I wouldn't have a worst enemy
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I'd be un-slammin' that bedroom door
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It'd be a better version of me
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Like I used to be
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Like I was before
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Your bags are packed and your keys are in your purse
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If I could drink whiskey in reverse
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