Hello my name is... well, who cares?
It's the same story, just different girl
What a coincidence we all lie and
You always tell the truth
I'm sorry baby, by the way
For creating stories in our heads
Didn't know how lucky we were
To have you
Bet you wish we missed
All the times you brought us
Down down down
Crazy crazy crazy
Ex girlfriend girlfriend club
Bet you're afraid of us
Bet you're afraid of us
'Cause we're the crazy psycho club
Crazy crazy crazy
That's what you say we are
How long till the next one?
When will you cut her off?
Tell her she's welcome in our club
The same excuses everyday
"She was crazy but you're different"
Well you were the crazy one instead
The truth always comes out
I'm sorry baby, by the way
For finding out about your games
And telling everyone 'bout them
But when it comes to this
I never shut my mouth
Bet you wish we missed
All the times you brought us
Down down down
Crazy crazy crazy
Ex girlfriend girlfriend club
Bet you're afraid of us
Bet you're afraid of us
'Cause we're the crazy psycho club
Crazy crazy crazy
That's what you say we are
How long till the next one?
When will you cut her off?
Tell her she's welcome in our club
We were everything but crazy
Funny, smart and beautiful
But you didn't have the balls
To tell her why it went wrong
So you took the easy road
Blame it on us and hide your ghost
But one day she'll know
And she'll come join our club
While you go find the next one
And use the same lame excuses once more
So girls here's to us
To the winners and the still victims
Hope you all listen to this song
Welcome to the club
Now you're one of us
Welcome to the club