Diane I am hot
And I am cold and
Hard and swollen
Come relieve me
Kneel down beneath me
Tear me open and release me
I'm being taken
Half-way swallowed
Hair is up now
Cheeks are hollow
I feel lifted
She is gifted
My legs trembled
My hand's drifted
Behind her head
I think that I might be in love
She'll give in and
She'll get on it
Once she knows how bad I want it
And she'll turn herself around
My hands clamp tight around her shoulders
With one arm she'll push off the wall
And I'll bend that body over
I swear once I get up in her
She completely melts around me
She gets wetter than Seattle
Her lakes deep enough to drown me
Every man needs a Diane
I bit her bottom lip
She pulled my head down
Her stomach quivered
As I moved my tongue around
First the outside
Around the edges
Below the belt now
Behind the hedges
Then the inside
I pull her open
One hand's positioned
The other hand's groping
A slender neckline
A heaving chest
Her thighs grip tighter
She tears at my flesh
I think that I might be in love
She'll give in and
She'll get on it
Once she knows how bad I want it
And when she starts to come around
I push her up against the wall
I can feel my insides tightening up
I can't feel my limbs at all
I ride her harder 'till she's caving in
My blood pumps through my veins
My heart beats against her back
And then I scream out "What a shame!"
Every man needs a Diane
Every man can't have a Diane