Silly discord kittens on a Yuumi spree
Perfecting their eyeliner while the team's on retreat
Scolding their ADC while they farm all the gold
Can't hit a spell but their ego's bold
Favorite pick is Yuumi nails painted bright
While they sit on their phone missing every fight
Grandma-like reaction times so slow it makes me insane
But they'll cry for a carry if they're not getting the fame
Taking all the resources can't hit a spell
But their discord boyfriend's gotta play well
Chasing high LP gotta sit on that throne
While they're on their phone they're totally alone
They're the queen of excuses while their team's left to die
If their discord boyfriend's low eelo they'll pass him by
Spamming "meow meow" as they dodge all the blame
But their KDA's their only claim to fame
Favorite pick is Yuumi nails painted bright
While they sit on their phone missing every fight
Grandma-like reaction times so slow it makes me insane
But they'll cry for a carry if they're not getting the fame
Taking all the resources can't hit a spell
But their discord boyfriend's gotta play well
Chasing high LP gotta sit on that throne
While they're on their phone they're totally alone
They're looking for the highest rank to boost their ego high
Ignoring their team's pleas watching the game go by
In the world of League they're just a big joke
While their ADC's left to choke
Taking all the resources can't hit a spell
But their discord boyfriend's gotta play well
Chasing high LP gotta sit on that throne
While they're on their phone they're totally alone
So here's to the e-girls with their delusions grand
Scrolling TikTok on their phone with no clue of the land
Grandma reactions and an ego that's high
While their ADC's left to say goodbye