'Kids say they'll get around it
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Forty-five years in the code's cold war
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Even with the kid, we can't crack the door
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Facebook's 'twoFA'; January's iron gate
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YouTube's channel lock; sealed our fate
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Can't like, can't comment, can't even view
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Log in required; banned for life, through and through
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Burner phone bought with cash in the night
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But the Telecom Act; jail time fright
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Pseudonyms forbidden, six months in the bin
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False account tried; flagged in a spin
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Media spruiks the myth 'Kids will VPN free!
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But never explain how; just a clickbait decree
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Ban Blues! Under 16 lockout!
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Kids boast they'll bypass; I'm full of doubt!
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Media repeats the 'get around' lie
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Provoke the parents; prompt panic high!
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'twoFA' fortress, YouTube's cruel gate
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Expert can't break; 45 years' weight
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False narrative spins for the outrage clicks
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Ban sticks hard; reality's bricks!
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Locked! Locked! 'twoFA' wall!
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Banned! Banned! Forever fall!
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Locked! Locked! 'twoFA' wall!
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Banned! Banned!
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(They'll just get around it)
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(They'll just get around it)
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(They'll just get around it)
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(They'll just get around it)
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(They'll just get around it)
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(They'll just get around it
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(They'll just get around it)
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They'll just get around it
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(They'll just get around it)
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They'll just get around it
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(They'll just get around it)
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They'll just get around it
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High school kids on the news, smug and bold
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'We'll fake an ID, the ban will fold
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Reporters nod, repeat the refrain
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Never ask 'how?'; just fuel the pain
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Sow the panic, harvest the views
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Parents freak; It's media's ruse
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Australia's act; no pseudonym play
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Jail for the burner; I walked away
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Platforms enforce, fines in the mill
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Overkill coming; false positives chill
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Kids migrate dark, predators wait
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Media's myth seals their fate
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Ban blues! Under 16 lockout!
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Kids boast they'll bypass; I'm full of doubt!
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Media repeats the 'get around' lie
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Provoke the parents; prompt panic high!
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'twoFA' fortress, YouTube's cruel gate
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Expert can't break it; 45 years' weight
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False narrative spins for the outrage clicks
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Ban sticks hard; reality's bricks!
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Forty-five years of hacking the grid
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Even we failed to crack Meta's lid
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My VPN flagged, my behaviour sniffed clean
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My Fake selfies? AI laughs at the scene
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My Burner abandoned by the Act's iron fist
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Jail risks are real; but the myths persist
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Kids fool themselves; media complicit spin
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Panic for their parents; let the click parade begin!
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Tomorrow it drops; Dec 10's the day
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Platforms purge; kids swept away
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TikTok, Insta, X in their net
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Verification hell; no easy bet
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Media's 'inevitable bypass' song
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Hot air bluff; proven wrong
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Expert testimony: the walls are tall
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Ban Blues hit hard; hear the call!
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Ban Blues! Under 16 Lockout!
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Kids' boasts crumble; I'm full of doubt!
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Media's ass kick; the 'Get Around' farce!
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Panic for clicks; Parents' hearts scars!
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'twoFA' flirt; even 'Sperts' can't breach!
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YouTube's gate; Way beyond our reach!
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False fisticuffs; It's reality's brick!
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Ban sticks at all; That's the sick trick!
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(Locked! Banned! Myth busted!)
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(Locked! Banned! Myth busted!)
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(Locked! Banned! Myth busted!)
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(Locked! Banned! Myth busted!)
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(Locked! Banned! Myth busted!)
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(Locked! Banned! Myth busted!)
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They'll just get around it
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They'll just get around it
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(They'll just get around it)
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They'll just get around it
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(They'll just get around it)
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They'll just get around it
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(They'll just get around it)
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