You pay for your burial you pay for the plot
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But when the reaper knocks they hit the lock
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Pre-existing dodge - that's their favourite line
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Your terminal illness? Not on our time
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Premiums for decades pennies in the box
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They cash-in your final breath - that's their cox
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You plan for the end they plan for their gain
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Burial Benefit Bandits - that's their domain
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Bandits! Bandits!
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They pry on your fears!
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They profit from tears!
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Burial Benefit Bandits - that's where your money bleeds!
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Tiny payouts promised but they plant the seeds!
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Burial Benefit Bandits - no mercy no grace
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Insured to death - in this cruel race!
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Bandits! Bandits!
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Burn their policies - smash their face!
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Daytime TV guilt trips old folks in their chair
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Don't leave your kids with the bill - that's their snare
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Lock in today's prices - the promises they make
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Then jack up your premiums - watch your savings break
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Funeral costs $5k for a no-frills box
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But you pay 20 years - that's their paradox
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They toast to your mourning another quarter high
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Jack up the rates again - watch the families cry
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Bandits! Bandits!
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Seal your loss with their greed!
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Chain your grief till you bleed!
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Burial Benefit Bandits - they laugh while you mourn
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Payouts rejected - your hopes forlorn
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Burial Benefit Bandits - no mercy no grace
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Insured to death - in this cruel race!
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Bandits! Bandits!
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Burn their loopholes - leave no trace!
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They say final peace in every glossy ad
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But when the funeral hits they're nowhere to be had
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The fine print is their shield the exclusions are their sword
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They profit from your grief - that's their reward
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Bandits! Bandits!
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That's where your hope dies!
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They bury the truth in their 'paper lies'!
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We pay for the end they sell us illusion
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Deny every claim with cold elocution
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They raise your excess cut your payout low
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While their shareholders smirk;-)
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Watch their profits grow
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The crisis is real but they make it worse
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Turning grief into broke filling their purse
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We're the ones who suffer; they're the ones who win
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Burial Benefit Bandits - that's their 'original sin'
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They sail through the storm while we drown in the pain
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Burn their burial plans down
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Make them feel the shame
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(make them feel the sham)
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(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
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Burial Benefit Bandits - we're done with their lies!
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No more exclusions no more goodbyes!
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Burn their policies burn their greed
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Insured to death - we plant the seed!
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(Bandits! Bandits!)
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No more!
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(Bandits! Bandits!)
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No more!
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Burn it down! Burn it down!
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Bandits!
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Now we're at war!
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Now we're at war!
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Now we're at WAR!
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We're at WAR!
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Now we're at WAR!
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WAR!
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Now we're at WAR!
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(Now we're at WAR!)
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WAR!
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Bandits
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More
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No More
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More
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(Bandits! Bandits!)
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(Bandits! Bandits!)
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Bandit
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No More
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Burn it down
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Burn it all down
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Bandits
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No more
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No MORE!
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BANDITS!
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