"Students cheat, no effort to show!"
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"AI wrote it? Lazy, no brain!"
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But your own post? "Send" stays lame
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Repost three times, same typo hell
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"Had spend" ? HA! You can't even spell!
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"Performance expert," GitHub King
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Your recycle bin's the only thing!
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Top 2% scientist, Stanford's crown
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Yet your grammar drags it down
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Father, husband, role model true
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Your own words? Sloppy glue!
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"Writing is thinking," you repost with pride
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But your loop's a lazy ride
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Truth comes knockin', you slam the door
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Ego's king, truth's a bore
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Daniel Lemire, Hypocrite Supreme!
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Top 2%? Your typo's a scream!
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"Clear thinking!" you demand, you preach
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Your own words? Out of reach!
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Daniel Lemire, father, husband, fool
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Repost your garbage, break your own rule!
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"Hardest problem," no comma break
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Top GitHub? Your prose's fake
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"AI kills thought," you scream and shout
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But your blog's AI, no doubt
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"Had spend days" - you spend none
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Lazy loop, your race is run!
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"Students outsource!" - you outsource too
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Your own code's AI glue!
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Jarred asks, "Why not 100x fast?"
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Your "theorem"? Vague, overhast!
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No proof, no math, just empty air
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Your expertise? Not there!
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"Effort!" you scream, "Think with care!"
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But your tweet's a recycle nightmare
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Truth's a mirror, you turn away
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Complacency rules the day
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Daniel Lemire, Hypocrite Supreme!
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Top 2%? Your typo's a scream!
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"Clear thinking!" you demand, you preach
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Your own words? Out of reach!
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Daniel Lemire, father, husband, fool
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Repost your garbage, break your own rule!
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"Flame Graphs in Go," your top post lies
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Run-on sentence, no one tries
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"Often, the hardest" - comma's gone
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Your prose shakes like a bad con
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"Writing is thinking," Ítalo's line
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You repost it, make it shine
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But thinking's the spark, writing's the flame
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You confuse the source with the game!
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"AI's the devil!" - yet you use it fine
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Your JSON paper? AI's design
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40% flagged, GPTZero's call
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Your own work? Not yours at all!
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Daniel, Daniel, hear the call
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Your repost loop just took the fall
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"Effort!" you scream, "Think with care!"
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But your tweet's a typo nightmare
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Husband, Father, "Expert Supreme"
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Your hypocrisy's the real meme!
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Repost for claps, self-shake of pride
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While students shake under your tide!
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Top 1,000 GitHub, what a crown
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But your Clown Show English, drags it down!
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Daniel Lemire, Hypocrite Supreme!
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Top 2%? Your typo's a scream!
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"Clear thinking!" you demand, you preach
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Your own words? Out of reach!
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Daniel Lemire, father, husband, fool
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Repost your garbage, break your own rule!
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Daniel Lemire, @lemire - your scam is done!
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Wake up, pack; your crown is gone!
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Daniel Lemire, Hypocrite Supreme!
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Daniel Lemire, Hypocrite Supreme!
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Daniel Lemire, Hypocrite Supreme!
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Daniel Lemire, Hypocrite Supreme!
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