Six fifty AM
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One point five billion in the book
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Fourteen minutes of thin orders
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Then the post
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I placed one point five in futures at six fifty AM
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Fourteen minutes before the Truth Social feed lit up again
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The book was paper-thin, barely breathing in the pre-market dark
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My single order moved the index zero point three on the spark
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At the same time I shorted one nine two million in crude
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Sat back with my coffee, three screens, watching the bid stack move
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Then at seven oh four the president posted "productive discussions with Iran"
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S&P ripped two point five, oil cratered six - perfect execution, clean
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The talks might not be real
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The sixty million dollars is
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Iran called it fake news
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My P&L don't give a shit
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This isn't insider trading
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That's for retail with retail tips
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This is infrastructure, baby
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This is how the system grips
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You pay four dollars at the pump
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You pay sixteen billion in tax
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I pay for a ninety-second call
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And the money flows right back
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I didn't break the rules
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The rules were written for this
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I didn't exploit a flaw
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I AM the f*cking system
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I AM the f*cking system
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The CFTC has one commissioner
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Four seats deliberately empty
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They call it "unusual activity"
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I call it Tuesday, gently
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Congressman ordered the branzino
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Asked me how the tariff play worked between courses
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Took notes, filed his disclosure six weeks late
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No one got hurt
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His Defence ETFs opened the week before the vote
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Nice gamma squeeze
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Polymarket cleared another million
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Seventy-one minutes before the bombs
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One account walked with five fifty-three K
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At seventeen percent odds
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Haven't seen him bet again since
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Smart money knows when to close the position
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You'd go to federal prison
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For a tip from your brother-in-law
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I made sixty million on a war
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Before most alarms even saw
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This isn't insider trading
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That's for people who still believe
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This is infrastructure, baby
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This is how the money wins
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You get the gas and the taxes
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I get the phone and the screen
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You get the headlines and outrage
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I get the window in between
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I didn't break the rules
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The rules were written for this
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I didn't exploit a flaw
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I AM the f*cking system
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(I AM the f*cking system)
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(I AM the f*cking system)
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Tomorrow it resets
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New tariff, new ultimatum, new TACO
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Next Monday, six fifty AM
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Same coffee, same three screens
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Same liquidity vacuum
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The Slack channel pings
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#taco-tuesday updates automatically
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New analysts learn it in week one
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By week two they stop flinching
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You call your congressman for accountability
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I have his cell
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We had dinner in February
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He ordered the branzino as well
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I AM the f*cking system
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This isn't insider trading
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That's for retail with retail sins
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This is infrastructure, baby
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This is how the game is played clean
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You pay at the pump, you pay in taxes
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I pay for the call and the post
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You get the outrage and the headlines
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I get the money and the coast
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I didn't break the rules
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The rules were written for this
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I didn't exploit a flaw
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I AM the f*cking system
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(I AM the f*cking system)
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(I AM the f*cking system)
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Tomorrow at six fifty
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One point five billion in the book
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Fourteen minutes of thin order flow
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Then the post
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Then the post
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