Shell out premiums, endless and steep
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For 'peace of mind' they swear you'll keep
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As promised Heaven, payouts like sweets
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Terminal Lotto
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Win before your heart stops its beats
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But read the fine print, buried so deep
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Exclusions are thicker than a lawyer's REM sleep
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An Act of God? Flood, fire, quake?
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Sorry mate, but that's your mistake!
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Insurance scams, premiums high
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Pay for protection - that's a lie!
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Super Volcano blows the sky
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Company vaporised - goodbye!
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No payout, no sorry, just dust
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Your life's savings turned to rust!
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Drop 'em in the lava flow
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Watch the scammers burn below!
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Watch the scammers burn below!
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Bushfire rage, hail from hell
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Claim denied - "negligence" spell!
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Arson cry for your house fire?
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Years in court, fuels their empire!
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Termites chew? Self-inflicted blame
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Stub your toe? Play the shame game!
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Earthquake cracks your world in two
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"Act of God" - nothing for you!
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Nothing for you!
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Insurance scams, premiums high
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Pay for protection - that's a lie!
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Super Volcano blows the sky
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Company vaporised - goodbye!
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No payout, no sorry, just dust
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Your life's savings turned to rust!
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Drop 'em in the lava flow
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Watch the scammers burn below!
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Pyroclasm rage, let it erupt
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Insurance lies Corrupt, 'rupt, 'rupt
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Hail smashes your roof? "Pre-existing" dodge
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Climbed up yourself? Fraudulent lodge!
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Flood waters rise, earthquake shake
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"Out of business" - your big break
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Pay for the nightmare, day-to-day stress
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Hope for disaster - end the stress test!
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R.I.P. premium on your grave too
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Insurance owns even death - boo-hoo! HOO HOO!
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They boast payouts, "simple and painless,"
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Terminal cash - "win" while you're nameless!
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But apocalypse hits, they're gone in a flash
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Your premiums ash, your dreams turn to trash!
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Self-insure rebels, fix it your way
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No premium chains, Love FREE Today!
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Insurance scams, premiums high
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Pay for protection - that's a lie!
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Super Volcano blows the sky
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Company vaporised - goodbye!
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No payout, no sorry, just dust
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Your life's savings turned to rust!
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Drop 'em in the lava flow
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Watch the scammers burn below!
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Pyroclasm rage, let it erupt
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Insurance lies Corrupt, 'rupt, 'rupt
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Now the ocean roars, Mega Tsunami crash
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It wipes the board clean in a watery smash!
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Claims float away, policies drown
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Scammers swept under, no safe ground!
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"Force majeure" but a wave hits high
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No payout for you. - Wave buy-bye!
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Exclusions surge like the tidal force
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Insurance empire sunk, of course!
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Insurance scams, premiums high,
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Pay for protection - that's a lie!
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Mega Tsunami crashes sky
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Company 'securdified'
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No payout, no sorry, just waves
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Your life's savings in watery graves!
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Hit 'em with the tidal flow,
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Watch the scammers sink below!
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Tsunami rage, let it flood
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Insurance Signs - buried in mud!
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No payouts that ice block your free
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Insurance (muscle grey)
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Jump 'em in the Bail Bone
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It was a night though
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Story and Pro-Stone
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Insurance lies
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Your at a spin
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(Nine thousand Ri, towards an end)
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(It's long time, and a friend)
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Friend xoxoxo
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They say
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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Oh
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Insurance scams, premiums high
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Pay for protection - that's a lie!
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Event Horizon sucks 'em dry
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Company spaghettified!
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No payout, no sorry, just void
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Your life's savings null and void!
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Drop 'em in the black hole maw
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Watch the scammers break the law!
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(You Worm)
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Pyroclasm Wave
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Horizon End
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(You'll Burn)
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Scammers Gone
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"A-Men, my Friend"
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(You'll learn)
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"Hey, Drop 'em in the Black Hole!"
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(Who squirmed?)
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Churn
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Chuck 'em in the 'BlackHole'
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(Squirm)
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This sure is lies
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Forever spurned
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(You'll learn)
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Chuck 'em in the 'BlackHole'
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(You'll learn)
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Insurance lies
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Forever spurred
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(You'll learn)
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You'll learn
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You'll learn
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You'll learn
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You worm
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(You'll learn)
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