I rolled into Sandy Hollow with my gear and a grin
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Ice water in my hand, hotspot hummin' within
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Johnny's tellin' jokes, Billie's laughin' loud
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High fives all round, feelin' good in the crowd
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Then George staggers up, already three sheets gone
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Bad jokes like bad curry - they stink but carry on
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I high-fived the bugger, kept the peace all arvo long
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Didn't know he'd join the porno thread, singin' the wrong song
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Ohhh Sandy Holly Hollow Brawl Blues
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George went down, got up, went down, what views
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Katie's the boss, don't push her, mate
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She'll freeze the whole damn pub with one icy glare - too late!
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High fives in the afternoon, bruises by the night
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Sandy Hollow Brawl Blues - Oh, what a sight!
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Over at the pool table, things got cheeky and loose
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I said "I'm a filmy" - they yelled "Porno, ya goose?"
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I laughed "Why not, I'll give it a crack"
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They ran with the gay jokes, George jumped on the track
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George hits the deck, once, twice, then three
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Shirt off, swingin' wild, like a storm off the sea
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The other guy's drunk but steady, knocks him down again
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George pops up like toast - the crowd yells "Here we go again!"
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Ohhh Sandy Hollow Brawl Brawl Blues
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George went down, got up, went down, what views
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Katie's the boss, don't push her, mate
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She'll freeze the whole damn pub with one icy glare - too late!
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High fives in the afternoon, bruised by the night
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Sandy Hollow Brawl Blues - Oh, what a sight!
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Katie storms the melee, she's the boss when James ain't around
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Cowans Transport keeps him gone, he's never on this ground
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George stumbles forward, gives her a shove in the fray
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Whole pub went silent - nobody pushes Katie that way
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Ohhh Sandy Hollow Brawl Brawl Blues
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George went down, got up, went down, what views
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Katie's the boss, don't push her, mate
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She'll freeze the whole damn pub with one icy glare - too late!
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High fives in the afternoon, bruises by the night
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Sandy Hollow Brawl Blues - Oh, what a sight!
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Katie's eyes flashed fire, the room held its breath
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George realised quick, he'd just signed his mess
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Suspension for the lot, the brawlers and the fool
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But me gear stayed safe - thank Christ for ice water as well, cool
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So here's to Sandy Hollow, where the laughs can turn to fists
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Bad jokes in the arvo, chaos when the sun dips
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I came for the work, left with a tale to tell
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Of George on the deck three times - and Katie ringin' the bell
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Ohhh Sandy Hollow Brawl Brawl Blues
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George went down, got up, went down, what views
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Katie's the boss, don't push her, mate
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She'll freeze the whole damn pub with one icy glare - too late!
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High fives in the afternoon, bruises by the night
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Sandy Hollow Brawl Blues - Oh, what a sight!
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Yeah... George got up three times
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Katie got pushed once
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I got a song
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And me laptop never got a scratch
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Sandy Hollow... never change
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Ya legends
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Ya legends
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