[ Featuring Disney, Andrew Burnap ]
Times are lookin' bleak
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So, Princess, take a peek
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See, every day, it's sink or swim
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Famine's on the rise
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With vultures circling the skies
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And prospects, well, they're rather grim
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Let me break you the news
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The odds can't be beaten
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And a man's gotta choose
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Will he eat or get eaten?
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Does that dampen your day? Do the facts make you frown?
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Wakin' up to the real world is bringin' you down?
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Well, that sounds an awful lot like princess problems
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Finally learnin' that life's not fair
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Seems to me you got some princess problems
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Ain't it crummy when folks won't share?
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I could try bein' kind or whatever you said
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It's just that I'm partial to not bein' dead
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So I'm stickin' to my plan
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Of grabbin' all I can
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'Stead of livin' in a fantasy
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See, your princess problems don't apply to me
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Charming speech, but are you done?
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"None for all and all for none"
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Such a gift of hope you give
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Yeah, well, hope's in short supply
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But still, we have to try
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Well, how about we try to live?
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So that's it? You give in?
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Nah, you begin to get wise
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'Cause you can't fix the world bakin' apple pies
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Yeah, we got a classic case of princess problems
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The castle's cozy, but it's cold outside
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Sure, just write 'em off as princess problems
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And stayin' selfish is justified
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That was harsh, but I'm proud
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Look at you, gettin' mean
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Look, the kingdom needs help
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You should go tell the queen
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But I'm stayin' on the run
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Lookin' out for number one
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And that's the way it's gonna be
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'Cause your princess problems don't apply to me
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They don't apply to me
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