Rarest Vinyl - You left a log in my toilet Lyrics

We called up our friends for a party at our place
Everyone was dancing smiles on each face
The music was sublime the drinks flowing free
But then all of a sudden there was a smelly mystery

We followed our noses to the source of the smell
It led to the bathroom a scene straight from hell
There in the toilet a sight we can't unsee
A massive unflushed log left there so brazenly

You left a log in my toilet fatter than my leg!
Now the toilets blocked oh what the heck!
Tried to chop it with our piss but it just won't budge
Tried to use the loo brush but it sticks too much
Now we're gonna have to put our arm down there
We gotta chop it with our fingers oh this is just unfair

The deed is done the log's in bits
But the bathroom still reeks of shit.
We clean we scrub we light a candle
But the memory of your dump we just can't handle!

In our place have some class
Flush your waste don't be an ass!
It's not too hard If your shits too big
Chop it up don't be a dick

You left a log in my toilet fatter than my leg!
Now the toilets blocked oh what the heck!
Tried to chop it with our piss but it just won't budge
Tried to use the loo brush but it sticks too much
Now we're gonna have to put our arm down there
We gotta chop it with our fingers oh this just ain't fair

So remember when you're at my place
Don't leave a monster it's a f*ckin disgrace!
If you ever do that again
I'll come right over and shit on you hon