Just who the hell do you think you are
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I pay the light bill in this bar
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Hey whatcha mean you're gonna cut me off
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Just shut up and give me that beer I bought
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I got no idea who took my keys
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Who put this lipstick on my cheek
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I know I might come off whiskey bent
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You're probably thinkin' I'm three sheets to the wind
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But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
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Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans
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No, I can't say my CBA's
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I can sing you every song that jukebox plays
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And I know I can't stand or sit
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But if I was hammered, could I dance like this?
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Might have a cold one in each hand
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But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
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Honey, to be honest I've had me a few
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I mighta danced with a cowgirl or two
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I mighta left my left boot at the bar
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You mighta seen me laying out in the yard
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But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
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Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans
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No, I can't say my CBAs
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But I can sing ya every song that jukebox plays
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Yeah, I know I can't stand or sit
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But if I was hammered, could I dance like this
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Might have a cold one in each hand
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But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
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Well, I mighta started drinking at noon
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But this honky tonk don't close till 2
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And I ain't as think as you drunk I am
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Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans
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No, I can't say my CBAs
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But I can sing ya every song that jukebox plays
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And I know I can't stand for shit
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But if I was wasted, could I dance like this
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Might have a cold one in each hand
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But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
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Might have a cold one in all three hands
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I ain't as think as you drunk I am
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May not be good as I once was
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But I'm as good once as I ever was
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