It's been growing since the last album
Used to be as short as a Dobermann's
Now like a tall wall without a ladder
All these ladies can't get over it
It's longer blacker bigger
Longer blacker bigger
Everyone wants to stroke it
I'm constantly stopped when I get around
Gotta take the good with the bad I guess
Cuz I've grown and it's all better now
My hair's longer blacker bigger
(What did you think I was talking 'bout?)
Longer blacker bigger
(Why is everybody walking out?)
Longer blacker bigger
(What did you think I was referring to?)
My hair's longer blacker bigger
(Oh goes to show what you're into)
So apologies if it's unruly
But I can't shrink it down backwards
Guess you'll have to accept my BBC
(Ahem) my big black curls
Longer blacker bigger
(No need to be upset by it's)
Longer blacker bigger
(I'll explain so you get why it's)
Longer blacker bigger
(I don't have no razor, no cutter)
Longer blacker bigger
(Oh get your mind out of the gutter)