(One, two, three four)
Life is like a riddle
Stuck in the middle
I have been such a fool
A fool in the middle
Not so bad but not so good
I don't do the things that I should
I have been such a fool
A fool in the middle
Everything I do makes it worse
Just a speck in the universe
Have I been such a fool
A fool in the middle
Everybody puts me down
But they say they like having me around
And that makes me a bitter fool
A fool in the middle
One side pink and one side blue
Purple's gonna have to do
People can be very cruel when you're
Stuck in the middle
Life is like a riddle
Stuck in the middle
I have been such a fool
A fool in the middle
Life is like a riddle
Stuck in the middle
I have been such a fool
A fool in the middle