Listen close, close to me
I'm changing can't you see
In a year or two or three
No one will recognize me
I know your point of view
Knows not how this can be true
But the demographics I skew
Don't care about what I do
Listen close, close to me
This is not some malarkey
I'm the door and you the key
Please try to unlock me
You can see the way I move
In every way I groove
For you it would behoove
Of this change to approve
Listen close, close to me
I am changing, can't you see
In a year or two or three
I'll have to sit down to pee
I know your point of view
Knows not what I'm going through
But the demographics that I skew
Don't care about what I do
Listen close, close to me
This is not some malarkey
I'm the door and you the key
Please unlock me
Unlock me
Unlock me
Unlock meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Eeeeeeeee
[7 minutes of aimless jamming later...]
Listen close, close to me
This is not some malarkey
I'm the door and you the key
Please try to unlock me
Listen close, close to me
I'm changing, can't you see
In a year or two or three
No one will recognize me
Listen