Sockpuppet - Scooter Lyrics

I used to be free
Now I'm hypnotized
I used to wear DC high tops and now I wear clip-on ties
I used to scooter
All around the block
I had a puppet that was made out of a f*cking sock

But I'm not a kid, man, anymore
I'm not a kid anymore
Now I'm just a man, kid, it's such a bore
It's so f*cking boring
I wish I never learned how to f*cking drive
It's a useless skill
Or applied to that damn nine to five
I wanna die

Salutations
I used to just say what's up
There was a time where I did what I wanted
But now I gotta pee in a cup
I used to play with hot wheels
All damn day
But now I'm not hot and I don't have a car
So what can I say

But I'm not a kid, man, anymore
I got a job
Now I'm just a man, kid, it's such a bore
I don't want a job
I wish I never learned how to f*cking drive
I gotta drive to my job
Or applied to that damn nine to five
I quit

Don't know where I'll end up
Man, this isn't good
If I could do it all over again
Hell yeah, I think I would
I used to be cool
Now I f*cking suck
Is there a way to fix this shit
Or am I just out of luck

Luuuuuuuuuuck