Higher Lyrics by Matt Bowen

BINGER #1:
I just need a little change, so I can catch the bus…

BINGER #2:
Check out this kid's get up, looks like he might have some scratch!

BINGER #1:
Give us all your money, kid!

HAGS:
Sorry, not today man… Wait— why are we singing? What the f*ck is happening?

GRIFFIN:
He said: Let's binge, Griffin! We'll have a rockin' time!
On the one night of the year, when railing lines is not a crime!

HAGS:
Soon he's off to college, while I vanish from his brain
He'll be getting knowledge and remember me as lame!

GRIFFIN:
We'd thought it'd be terrific to be substance abusers
But that was quite horrific. You made us look like losers!

HAGS:
The best night ever turned out pretty rotten
Now when he's with new friends at Brown
I will be forgotten!

GRIFFIN:
I hate you so much, Hags, you probably ruined my life.
I almost asked Lena to prom, and then to be my wife!

HAGS AND GRIFFIN:
What the f*ck is happening!? My brain's completely fried!
The night became unhinged, the thought just made me cringe,
It's not how it should be on The Binge!

ANDREW:
All I ever wanted was some friends
Pals with me ‘til the very end!
How I fix this now, I really don't know how…
We tore off an eyebrow and killed our lovely cow!

HAGS, GRIFFIN, AND ANDREW:
We're gonna get high, gonna get baked,
Til' every inch of us just aches!
Gonna do lines, gonna pop tabs,
Ingest everything we grab!
Have some shrooms then smoke some crack
Chase the dragon and shoot some smack,
We won't stop ‘til our brains are f*cking fried!
Cause the only thing that matters when we binge…
Is we're gonna get high!

GRIFFIN:
If only I was brave
I could've asked her to the prom
I missed my opportunity and now my boner's gone!
They ripped my f*cking eyebrow off,
I'm stuck singing this ballad,
While Lena's off with someone else, I'm tossing my own salad!

LENA:
This will be the best prom ever, that promposal was so damn clever!
But not knowing who… I'm so glad it was you,
And not someone like Griffin or Trevor…
We'll live happily ever…

GRIFFIN:
NO!

HAGS:
Sarah, my sweet, you're probably with some foreign guy
You thought it'd be a treat, maybe Swede or maybe Thai!

SARAH:
Best night ever! Maybe a one night stand
Who will be my new endeavor, could be a woman or a man?
I don't give a f*ck, maybe both… A threeway oughta float my boat!

ALL AND ENSEMBLE:
We're gonna get high, gonna get baked,
Til' every inch of us just aches!
Gonna do lines, gonna pop tabs,
Ingest everything we grab!
Have some shrooms then smoke some crack
Chase the dragon and shoot some smack,

ALL AND ENSEMBLE: ENSEMBLE:
We're gonna get high, gonna get baked, We're gonna get high!...
Til' every inch of us just aches!
Gonna do lines, gonna pop tabs,
Ingest everything we grab!
Cook some meth, how bout black tar
While giving hand jobs in the car!
ENSEMBLE:
We're gonna get high, gonna get baked,
Til' every inch of us just aches!
Gonna do lines, gonna pop tabs,
Ingest everything we grab!
Have some shrooms then smoke some crack
Chase the dragon and shoot some smack

ENSEMBLE (OVERLAPPING):
We're gonna get higher than ever before!
Just OD right on the floor!
We're gonna get higher than ever before!

HAGS: Cause the only thing that matters when we binge...
GRIFFIN:
Cause the only thing that matters when we binge…

ALL AND ENSEMBLE:
The only thing that matters is we get so f*cking high!

[Thanks to anaulak.s for correcting these lyrics]