Waitin' at the bus stop always on vacation
Watchin' for the signs of an alien invasion
Battered old hat and a long tailed coat
Found 'em in the galley of a beached fish boat
Old Van Helsing!
Old Van Helsing!
Got a funky little radio coloured magenta
Tryin' to tune it in to another dimension
Dirty old gloves just a choppin' that wood
He'd travel through the universe if only he could
Old Van Helsing!
Old Van Helsing!
Teeth up on the window
Talkin' bout galaxies talkin' bout stars
Talkin bout the war and talkin' bout scars
Reachin' in his pocket now pullin' out a mars
Juice sloshin' in a battered up jar
Old Van Helsing!
Old Van Helsing!
Old Van Helsing!
Old Van Helsing!
Wonder what ya been through
Livin' in a lean-to
Wouldn't wanna be you